Abused Pelicans

The greatest intramural dynasty there ever was at the University of Connecticut. The two-time defending male all-campus champions. We have more championships than you have friends.

Joe: Who are we playing today?

Steve: The Abused Pelicans.

Joe: Shit, we're gonna get our asses whooped today.

Steve: Why?

Joe: They never lose at anything, they're the best there ever was.

by elcapitano22 September 16, 2011

dusty pelican

A sexual act in which a man engages in anal sex with another man (or woman.) He then ejaculates into said partner's anus, then proceeds to orally remove (aka suck) his semen from his partner's anus. The two then proceed to orally exchange the semen between each other (see snowballing.)

At J. Alexander's, Adam was offered a "dusty pelican" by Cody the waiter.

by Reverend Venezia June 1, 2006

pelican

A gay guy, cock gobbler, sum swallower.

Hey look, that pelican forgot to wipe his boyfriend's cum off of his chin.

by MegaLaMainiacs September 15, 2004

Pelican

A dick,wewe,penis,cock

I got a big pelican :)

by Eric Keller December 31, 2003

pelvis pulveriser

A practicioner of vicious sexual intercourse, often homosexual.

He was a pelvis pulveriser. That's why I'm in a wheelchair.

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

pellican

While having sex with a woman on the beach, cum on her chest and then stick you dick in the sand and re enter her vagina.

After exploding on Crystal's chest, Tom dipped his shaft in the sand and went in for seconds. Afterwards, Tom exclaimed, "That was the hottest Pellican I have ever had!"

by West Plano Functional Alcloholics Society July 3, 2007

Screaming Pelican

When you're banging a chick on the beach and then throw her in the ocean and suffocate her in the sand and proceed to fuck her while she's screaming for air.

Beach Perv: I totally gave that lifegaurd a Screaming Pelican!
Jerry: NICE!

by King Singh October 9, 2008