Power of the Pat

The unexplainable phenomenon of which all women are relentlessly attracted to one man. Particularly of the Kauffman household ,a.k.a Uncle Swag, a.k.a grammar police, to which the power originated

That women would not leave me alone because the Power of the Pat courses through my veins

by Oldbay snorter September 7, 2023

pulled a pat

To penetrate a woman's rectum deliberately, but under the guise of accident, often as a perverse joke.

"She climbed on top of me, and as she was about to put it in, I thrust at just the right moment and totally pulled a pat. I've never had so much fun apologizing."

by rapescapades August 26, 2009

smackin' pat

slang for 'smoking pot'

(adult lurks nearby)
Emily: so you up for smackin' pat this weekend ?
Alyson: sure bitch.

by the loose one January 3, 2009

pat rice

Slowly tapping a girls vagina during casual conversation without her noticing.

I saw you pat rice that girl the other day. How did you get away with it?!

by sierraboys October 6, 2011

pit pat

When you are having a small disagreement with a friend or loved one but you will eventually be on good terms.

Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Johnny and Samantha!?!?!
Person 2: Yeah, I think they will be okay they are just having a small pit pat.

by levissima June 14, 2020

Good Pat

-Noun
The friendly pat on the back sometimes given during a hug.

My ol' chum George gave me a hug and I gave him the good pat during the process.

by Slorkleeeee! December 28, 2008

Frickin Pat

1. n. A person with uncontrollable bodily impulses, such as excessive blinking, farting, or belching.

2. n. An anime nerd

3. n. A dork, or a square.

4. v. A negative action of any sort.

1. "That guy is such a frickin pat"

4. "I just took the biggest frickin pat you ever seen."

by Person December 20, 2004