An opportunistic asshole. Seizes every opportunity to self-promote and kiss ass at the expense of others. A common occurrence on social media posts, yet also can occur in-person.
Example #1 (Social Media): Realtor posts negative comment in a Facebook Real Estate Group Page about how frustrated they are that Mortgage Lender #1 didn't answer their phone when Realtor called late night with a business question. OpportunASS Mortgage Lender #2 comments on the FB Post "you should switch Lenders...here's MY number...I will ALWAYS answer the phone when you call."
Example #2: (In-Person). Husband & Wife argue loudly at restaurant. Husband temporary leaves the table to use restroom. OpportunASS dude scurries over to the table and tells the guy's Wife "if I were your husband, I would NEVER speak to you that way...here's my number, call me"
Example #2: (In-Person). Husband & Wife argue loudly at restaurant. Husband temporary leaves the table to use restroom. OpportunASS dude scurries over to the table and tells the guy's Wife "if I were your husband, I would NEVER speak to you that way...here's my number, call me"
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Used in a Sentence:
"When did you learn all of those fancy words? You've been so opportunely thesauric lately."
-Example in Context-
Person 1: "How's your burger?"
Person 2: "It is simply divine."
"When did you learn all of those fancy words? You've been so opportunely thesauric lately."
-Example in Context-
Person 1: "How's your burger?"
Person 2: "It is simply divine."
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