loose penis

when one's penis has a small shaft

you have a loose penis matt

by ronchacolucha September 30, 2015

loose spaghetti

When you do it in the butt so much that your insides fall out and look like spaghetti

I saw my brother come home from work with loose spaghetti

by Fartmaster1 January 16, 2017

loose wrench

When a woman is so loose, she must twist her hips to apply pelvic torque for you to feel anything. The term may be applied either to the technique, or the individual who must utilize it.

After the sixth kid, my wife was a loose wrench.

by AnikcuF October 2, 2015

Loose Cannon

Someone known to fly off the handle at even the smallest obstacles. Usually someone like a Cathy or a Catherine. This type of person can be quite dangerous, and have been known to mow down pedestrians for pleasure.

Did you see that loose cannon? She just ran that dude over for no reason at all, like a real danger in the shadows!

by acktionjac June 7, 2018

Loose Ties

Relationship with no clear understanding.

Jamie: Yo leave her alone man

Jathan: man we just have loose ties

by Welcomekizzy February 11, 2022

Loose cannon

A woman who keeps popping out offspring like they are stuck in the 1940's.

Yo, is that the loose cannon's child over there?

That girl keeps dropping babies like a loose cannon drops ammo.

by Deputy Douchebag October 5, 2020

loose road

Icy or snow covered road conditions

Loose roads: The roads are loose tonight.

by Aj the owl February 10, 2020