A four point scale that describes the degree of horniness, sexual drive and/or interest in all things sexual that a person possesses.
On one end of the range a PRUDE would be classified as an 'H1'.
On the other end, an 'H4' would be someone who constantly thinks, talks and acts in the sexual domain.
On one end of the range a PRUDE would be classified as an 'H1'.
On the other end, an 'H4' would be someone who constantly thinks, talks and acts in the sexual domain.
Person 1: Wow, did you see his body? Kick-AAAss for sure!
Person 2: Yeah it so IS, but he doesn't use it like he should. I heard he's an H1 on the H Scale.
Person 1: Damn, what a shame cuz I'm SOO horny. What I need NOW is an H4.
Person 2: Yeah it so IS, but he doesn't use it like he should. I heard he's an H1 on the H Scale.
Person 1: Damn, what a shame cuz I'm SOO horny. What I need NOW is an H4.
by H4U December 27, 2008
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1=Roadkill
2=Spam
3=Tyson Nugget
4=Ball Park Frank
5=Kentucky Fried Chicken
6=Burger
7=Flank Steak
8=Veal
9=Prime Rib
10=Fillet Mignon
1=Roadkill
2=Spam
3=Tyson Nugget
4=Ball Park Frank
5=Kentucky Fried Chicken
6=Burger
7=Flank Steak
8=Veal
9=Prime Rib
10=Fillet Mignon
"Give me a meat scale on that beez,"
"Shit man, that looks like veal to me"
"Wtf? is your head up your ass? that's a fuckin' tyson nugget, maybe a ball park frank if she didn't drool so much."
Shit what happened to that girls face? she looks like roadkill, poor fattie...
DAMN look at the booty on the prime rib! That shit is poppin'.
"Shit man, that looks like veal to me"
"Wtf? is your head up your ass? that's a fuckin' tyson nugget, maybe a ball park frank if she didn't drool so much."
Shit what happened to that girls face? she looks like roadkill, poor fattie...
DAMN look at the booty on the prime rib! That shit is poppin'.
by AdonisOnWheels November 2, 2008
Get the Meat Scale mug.A scale used to rate members of the opposite sex,accompanied by forming the thumb and forefinger of both hands into 'L' shapes and raising them in a series of stages while saying Fhi-h-h-h-it! up to a maximum of 5 times.
The scale:
1. Fit: attractive, would happily go out with.
2. Fhi-it: Very attractive, would boast and show pictures to friends if going out with.
3. Fhi-h-it!: Extremly attractive and totaly out of our league.
4. Fhi-h-h-it!!!:'(: Supermodel, someone we'll never be allowed close to.
5. Fhi-h-h-h-it!!?!?!: Impossible, people just arent made this good.
For more information on the nuances of the scale feel free to e-mail.
The scale:
1. Fit: attractive, would happily go out with.
2. Fhi-it: Very attractive, would boast and show pictures to friends if going out with.
3. Fhi-h-it!: Extremly attractive and totaly out of our league.
4. Fhi-h-h-it!!!:'(: Supermodel, someone we'll never be allowed close to.
5. Fhi-h-h-h-it!!?!?!: Impossible, people just arent made this good.
For more information on the nuances of the scale feel free to e-mail.
Hey Dave, what would you give that girl over there by the bar, in the pink top?
Wow! she's got to be at least a high two on the F.I.T. scale, wait untill she turns round
Wow! she's got to be at least a high two on the F.I.T. scale, wait untill she turns round
by D C Gray September 21, 2008
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Get the benjamin scale mug.just like a NASA launch, counting down from 1 to 10 while watching the ladies. from a distance she looks hot (a 10,) but by the time she's right in front of you she turns out to be glass-shatteringly ugly (a 1.)
dan and stan are walking down main street when they see a woman at the other end of the block walking towards them-
dan: dude! check her out, she's a 10!!
stan: nah, maybe a nine.
dan: yeah, she's kind of fat. make her an 8.
stan: and her nose looks like an eggplant. 7.
dan: gross! she's got a huge booger, too! 6.
stan: and a better mustache than either of us. 5.
dan: look at her hat-she's got no hair! 4.
stan: except for her legs. 3.
dan: you could open a bottle of beer with the gap between her front teeth! 2.
stan: and she's cross-eyed to boot! 1.
both: ah, houston, we've got a problem-ABORT! ABORT!
dan: thank god for the NASA scale!
dan: dude! check her out, she's a 10!!
stan: nah, maybe a nine.
dan: yeah, she's kind of fat. make her an 8.
stan: and her nose looks like an eggplant. 7.
dan: gross! she's got a huge booger, too! 6.
stan: and a better mustache than either of us. 5.
dan: look at her hat-she's got no hair! 4.
stan: except for her legs. 3.
dan: you could open a bottle of beer with the gap between her front teeth! 2.
stan: and she's cross-eyed to boot! 1.
both: ah, houston, we've got a problem-ABORT! ABORT!
dan: thank god for the NASA scale!
by earpuller November 22, 2010
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2) Arrangement of Fails in order of least to greatest.
2) Arrangement of Fails in order of least to greatest.
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