The "Oklahoma Alamo" is a sexual term referring to two people, fucking raw in the backseat of an extended cab truck, adjacent to a cornfield, getting caught by the owner of the land they're on, and being shot with a rifle.
It is important to know the act doesn't technically qualify if done in any other vehicle subtype (sedan, SUV, et cetera,) or if done adjacent to any other type of field, like wheat, for example.
The rifle can be substituted for a shotgun in a pinch, however, as that would not affect the general principle of the thing.
It is important to know the act doesn't technically qualify if done in any other vehicle subtype (sedan, SUV, et cetera,) or if done adjacent to any other type of field, like wheat, for example.
The rifle can be substituted for a shotgun in a pinch, however, as that would not affect the general principle of the thing.
Betty and Randy went down to Jerry's field for a good time and ended up catching The Ol' Oklahoma Alamo. May their souls rest easy in Heaven. I hope Randy at least got his rocks off before he met Jesus.
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Steve just went to the bathroom again. I'm going in there to give him the old "Oklahoma Stampede". Watch my drink.
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Hey fellas! Let’s say we cross the crick to the woods over yonder and have us an Oklahoma Smudge Pot. It’s been a LONG week.
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Hey Billy! Hey Stuart! Let’s cross the crick over yonder to the woods and have us an Oklahoma Smudge Pot! It’s been a LONG week!
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