panty kit

A satchel containing the necessary materials for a female to change into a clean pair of panties after soiling the pair she is wearing due to sexual excitement. Items typically include: a ziploc bag, wet wipes, tongs, smell good spray, and a fresh t-zoid.

After Todd serenaded Beth with an acoustic guitar solo, she was in desperate need of a panty kit.

by pd3000 April 27, 2011

The kits

My kittens , they can be annoying but I love them .

Me: the kits are destroying my room again
Friend: thats lovely

by Seal queen August 15, 2017

DOJO KIT

A dojo-kit is a dangerous being capable of offending 5 different people at once, sucking at every game/instrument/sport imaginable. Dojo-kit has a bush of a hair, and has so called ''friends'', he's ''friends'' are Some edgy kid and a meme squad to cheer him out of suiciding. The Dojo-kit (not dojokit or Dojokite) will try and be fake, pulling out his anti AISB gun to scare bureaucrats. fun fact his ''Anti AISB gun'' draws the attention of fellow commies and comrades to fight.

"wait who dat?"
"OH SHIT!
"Dojo-kit IS COMING FUCKING RUN!"
"AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
saying "DOJO KIT"is when you run a phrase to scare everybody and to confuse them so you make them fall for the trap

by *"insert name here*" May 16, 2018

Survival Kit

The products included in your Tesco delivery used to protect you from Coronavirus. The contents include a six-pack of knock-off Heinz beans, a packet of rice, Carex hand sanitizer, a four-pack of jumbo toilet paper, and a second-hand Mankini. It normally only lasts about 2 weeks, and all comes up to about £39.99. Considering the rarity of these items, due to the bulk buying customers planning to self-isolate, the Survival Kit is heavily underpriced (not that it is a bad thing though).

Michael: “I’m scared, I wanna hide from Coronavirus!”

Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020

sexcess kit

The purchase of beer, condoms, and cigarettes in anticipation of a fun night.

Bro, i'm ready for tonight. I showered, put on a clean pair of pants and got my sexcess kit. Party time.

by OpieTaylor July 23, 2011

Play the Greek Drum Kit

Due to the sub standard plumbing dimensions in Greece expertise must be demonstrate in the orchestrated art of wiping your arse pipe while keeping time playing off beats on the pedal bin to dispose of the soiled 3 ply aftermath of an ouzo and souvlaki laden bowel movement.

Christ that's loose, I'll have to play the greek drum kit for a far while.

by Bibbini June 03, 2024

good bit of kit

good bit of kit is when someone has a good rack

she has a good bit of kit

by good bit of kit guy November 08, 2023