joy nub

the small tracking device located in the middle of some laptop keyboards, used as a small area replacement to a mouse or touchpad.

I love working a joy nub, it is a shame they aren't standard equipment on more laptops these days...

by Low G Man April 15, 2007

nub stick

1.the sword weapon on halo 2, often called the "nub stick" by people who are repeatedly beat down by sword campers

2. a person who has the sword and cannot kill an opponent in close range

3.a smack talk remark when a person is killed with a sword: OOO u just got nub sticked!!

1.player 1 was beat down by player 2

player 1:FUCKING NUB STICK!!!

player 2:hehe (continues camping)

2.player blue beat down by player red

red:omfg u had the effing sword u nub stick!

blue: damn.....

3.player X beat down by player Y

player Z (onlooking): HA u just got nub sticked!!

by mah shadow December 25, 2008

nub cake

a person who sucks at a game or activity

omfg that nub cake cant shoot straight!

by slimy poo August 18, 2007

nub sucker

a word used when playing computer games (Dota, Diablo, WoW, CS, etc.) It means that you suck really bad, aka noob.
When playing dota it could also mean that you feed off noobs.

BUT MOSTLY IF SOMEONE CALLS YOU IT, IT MEANS YOU JUST PLAN SUCK.

WOW! Dude that guy is such a nub sucker!!!

by CourtneySaysHi December 19, 2007

raw-nub

A colloquial expression used by some to describe the sore bell-end of the cock after too many masturbation sessions within a short time period.

Man, I got raw-nub after that six hours of unbridled IRC cybersex!

by blitz@efnet October 30, 2007

nub zealand

Everyone who sucks lives here

Dude, you're a nubasaurus from nub zealand.... ya dick.

by g slice December 31, 2007

nub-puddin

1. a "gay" kid named Travis C.

2. a "Mentally Challenged Person" related to a common loon

3. Someone who is really bored

4. Slang for "nub-pudding"

5. Another term for a giant penis
(if it is a throbbing one)

6. any type of man made cheese (excluding "Fromunda & Fromoutta Cheese")

that kid is such a nub-puddin

by travis lee clark May 17, 2009