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"No, I don't want to die"
"Why would you die?"
"It's country music"
"No, I don't want to die"
"Why would you die?"
"It's country music"
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Country creepers are notorious for cutting their balls off and hanging them on their truck's hitch.
Country creepers are notorious for cutting their balls off and hanging them on their truck's hitch.
Individual: Last night a guy followed me home in his truck to ask for my number; what a country creeper.
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in the middle of nowhere.
"I wanna do it here and now. Come for me. country musex."
"Lets sing it, babe"
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"Lets sing it, babe"
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"The US? Did the mean the Country of C.U.M.?"
"The US? Did the mean the Country of C.U.M.?"
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