the clean up

a "Clean Up" is a most clever deception, one that requires thought on the part of the cleaner and great ignorance on the part of the cleaned. The primary goal of the Clean Up is to catch one completely off-guard and unaware so that cleaning can take place...

"the Clean Up" takes place when you fuck up someones shit without them knowing it was you and ultimately you benefit from the cleaning in the end.

by hatcher215 March 24, 2008

Rage Cleaning

The act of performing domestic chores whilst in a furious rage.

"My god, I am so f*cking pissed off with him!!!!" - she says as she aggressively scrubs the mirror while Rage Cleaning.

by Csaur August 29, 2016

Clean Bean

A goody two shoes. Someone who doesn't commit bad acts and does so deliberately. This may be because they are overall morally good people, or they are on probation and will go to jail forever if they do not act good.

Yeah i used to steal cars all the time, but now that i'm on probation i don't commit any crimes, nope, I'm a Clean Bean.

by Young Pleazy December 16, 2008

Gene Clean

to go back in time with the intention to remove the filth from their gene pool

Tommy, you're fucking nasty. Is it because you need to shower or Gene Clean?

by Ant1L1f3 October 16, 2008

chick clean

A level of cleanliness defined by if a woman would consider the place or object "clean."

His home may be clean, but is it "chick clean."

by Viciovs January 7, 2014

Clean breakaway

A clean breakaway is when you only need one to two wipes after taking a dump. Also known as a "healthy poop".

Person 1: "That didn't take long; I thought you had to take a shit?"
Person 2: "Yeah, but it was a clean breakaway, so it only took five minutes."

by DarthXanax June 2, 2017

Clean the mat

1) To lick asshole

Anthony shit his pants so shaggy is going to stay late and clean the mat

by Cappy-Flipflops April 13, 2020