Ninja nonce

The sneakiest of nonces as they will climb in your bed as fast as they can do a play in a day in year 5. Also a predator like chef Evans

Jimmy saville is a ninja nonce because he touched six kids in a day

by Ninja kill October 30, 2018

Nonce

A Nonce is a really nice guy and if you ever come across a Nonce, you are in luck. They have always got you back, as they are always watching you. This might sound creepy at first but, you never know they might be here to help. Do not be afraid of a nonce, they are your best friend

You see that nonce over there?

by A nice bloke November 8, 2018

Nonce’s Pocket

A person who’s being groomed by a nonce

Babe, you’re practically a nonce’s pocket

by jodielovesthesesh November 8, 2018

Nonce

Slang for paedophile.

WillNE is a nonce

by RedWillNE November 12, 2018

nonce head

a shitey Peterborough linesman that is blind

Did you see that nonce head that missed the handball last week

by yeetusman123 December 29, 2018

nonce

Nonce is what English Cunts call Pedophiles

"Oh him, he's a right nonce looking at those kids through the window"

by Chara___YT June 12, 2018

Nonce

Uk Slang for paedophile

GET OF THE SWING YOU NONCE

by dugwdgjhfsdgdfjhdfsgjhf June 20, 2018