"What is your favorite beer?"
"Gee, that's a good question - I guess I would have to say Celine Dion CD's are unlistenable."
"Gee, that's a good question - I guess I would have to say Celine Dion CD's are unlistenable."
"Isn't the definition above an example of a non sequitur?"
"Well, waking up in a ditch chained to a goat sure ruins your day."
"Well, waking up in a ditch chained to a goat sure ruins your day."
by weepster August 03, 2006
A person who goes on about how s/he is incredibly against stereo-types (generally by shopping at Hot Topic, fancy that) and prefers to hang in the company of other 'non-conformists,' while they live in the facade that they're a special and different from everyone else. However, in reality, when you look upon a crowd of self-proclaimed non-comformists, you really don't notice any signifigance between them. So, in simple terms, all the non-comformists looking to look different, all look the same.
Non-comformists love their conformity.
by Hickaboopabob June 09, 2005
A non-gasm is the cumgasm that a guy DOESN'T have because someone walks into his room without knocking.
Shit! I had a non-gasm this morning because my Mom walked into my room without knocking as I was taking care of my morning wood!
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
- Want to hear a non-binary joke?
- Sure
- What pronouns do you use for a non-binary person?
- They/them?
- No, he/him if the person is male and she/her if the person is female
- I don't get it, what's the butt of the joke?
- Being non-binary is IS the butt of the joke
- Sure
- What pronouns do you use for a non-binary person?
- They/them?
- No, he/him if the person is male and she/her if the person is female
- I don't get it, what's the butt of the joke?
- Being non-binary is IS the butt of the joke
by FrankieSanz June 29, 2022
A person who has given him or herself this label in an attept to seem original to people who couldn't give less of a shit. See hypocrite.
"Oh my GOD, I hate Britney Spears!! Why? Uhh... I don't know... because she's a slut... uhh she DRESSES like a slut... yeah. Britney is a fad, so I must hate her!"
by Shameless Plug January 09, 2004
a non-conformist is a person who conforms to being a non coformist all for the sake of not comforming
uhhhhh....?
conformists uhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............?
conformists uhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............?
by mckenzie mick brodie July 12, 2004
That really annoying phrase repeated in high-pitched tones; derived from that used-to-be-hilarious-but-is-just-getting-old-now video on YouTube. aka Charlie the Unicorn.
"Shun the non-believer, shunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn-nuh"
by WhoWhatWhereWhenWhyBitches March 21, 2009