NASCAR in the Rain

Something that doesn't exist.

Don't you get it? He doesn't have a girlfriend. She's the Loch Ness Monster, NASCAR in the rain. She doesn't exist.

by bgutz May 27, 2012

Chillin' in the rain

When you're outside and it's raining and you have the sudden urge to have sex with another dude.

Y'all ever just be, like, chillin' in the rain? You know what I mean? And just.. Want to fuck a DUDE? Cause you know what I mean, that's the swag! Exactly, that's prrrrratata.

by minione rick May 19, 2021

Rain bitch

A desperate person who is very bad at dating. They are often rejected, and if they do get in a relationship they are often cheated on

Man that person can’t get anyone they are such a rain bitch

by A man of many talents November 7, 2021

Rain Dancer

Someone who hides their (usually large) pain via comedy, outgoingness, or being extroverted. I.E. Someone who copes by making people laugh. Dancing in the rain can be used as an expression to say that someone is happy when bad things are happening around them.

I'm really worried for Joey, he's a real rain dancer.

by yourguybib January 6, 2021

Raining dogshit

From Cantonese "落狗屎", when it is raining so hard that the HKO issued an Amber rainstorm warning (but refuses to issue the red warning until 8am) and you cannot not get wet even at all costs.

See:
Raining cats and dogs
Bucket rain

Waaaaaaaa diu it's raining dogshit outside how am I even supposed to go home

by someone out there who is bored November 10, 2021

Purple rain

The first ejaculation that a man experiences after having suffered through a case of blue balls.

I dropped by Lisa's house last night as her parents were at the movies and she started giving me a blowjob in her Dad's office. Then we heard the front door open and her folks walked in and she cut it off mid blow and pushed me out of the house with the worst case of blue balls in my life. Man, I limped back home holding my balls in both hands then went up to my room, opened the porno mag, and painted the magazine with my purple rain. My balls felt such relief afterwards.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

rain gutter

when a girl gets alot of cum in her mouth.

Ohh...Andy, you make me feel like im a rain gutter with all this cum in my mouth..yummm..andyyyy oh yeahhhh

by soadjaslkdamas November 9, 2007