Cat

It’s a Chinese monkey that pisses on ur laptop

I have an annoying cat

by Cheeto bot 123 December 7, 2019

cat

An animal that claims your furniture as it's own. It uses the furniture as a jungle gym.

"Foxy, get off of the furniture! You are just a cat! Not a leopard!"

by im.back.brush December 22, 2014

cat

the cutest pet ever

pusee cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by minecraft pro roblox January 20, 2021

Cat

Cat is a food, which can be eaten during Thanksgiving, if you are broke to get turkey, you can have cat! It's delicious, have eaten it before. Cats are more delicious than dogs.

Hey son do you want to eat Cat?

by DingSingSong March 11, 2021

Cat

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT THE DEFINITION OF CATS YOU STUPID FUCK?

YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT CATS ARE

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafuck March 26, 2017

Cat

A cat is a four-legged mammal which has many types, such as a lion or tiger, or different breeds, such as tabby cats and Siamese cats. Your normal cat has soft fur, a short snout, and claws which are not always visible or out of the paw. Cats usually like to sit higher, or above, other beings or animals in a household or place in which the cat sits.

Cats are usually independent and have a character like no other being. They can be feisty, otherwise named vicious, around other beings or other animals.

Usually any seen cat(s) have the talent of scaring away mice.

Man: Where is my cat? He usually sits on the window sill in my bedroom.

Friend: I last saw him on the couch.

Man: Thank you. I just realized I forgot to leave my bedroom door open.

by FestiveWatchDog January 15, 2018

cat

a fluffy ball of wonder

do you like my cat

by hey girl hey :) November 28, 2018