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Myspacejacker

Someone that's in your Myspace Friend's list who "stole" your music, pictures, etc and posted them on their "myspace page". There's a hidden rule in Myspace that you do not post the same exact song, pictures etc when someone has already "claimed" that song, picture, etc. This is a First-post-First-dibs standard. After the first person who posted the song, picture, etc. deletes it, even though you can put it up yourself, everyone will know who had it first.
Example one:

*Marisa signs on Myspace*

Marisa: I cannot believe this! Denisse put the same song as I did. She's such a Myspacejacker! I posted "Hips don't lie" first!

Example two

*Marisa signs on Myspace*

*Marisa's talking to Sal via Instant Messanger*

Marisa: Denisse Myspacejacked my song!

Sal: Yeah I know, don't worry! I knew who posted it first!

Marisa: Yeah but still... I had rights to it first.

Example three:

*Sal logs on Myspace, and visits his cousin's page*

Sal: Oh man! Mike posted that song first!! I wanted to put that song up, but I didn't know the name of it. I don't want to be a myspacejacker but... oh damn it.
Myspacejacker by Denisse G August 5, 2006
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myspace monster

One who is highly addicted to the social networking website, Myspace (www.myspace.com). Examples of addiction can range from an obsessive love of My Chemical Romance to a full blown series of Myspace stakeouts, which may last long through the night. In order to combat this addiction, an intervention may be necessary, in which close friends or family members may group together to voice their concerns. If conversion is still unsuccessful, a silver bullet through the monster's profile is in order. Be forewarned, the monster may transform and try to reclaim its profile through a series of beatings.
Kara Walsh is a myspace monster; she checks her profile almost every hour, neglecting friends, family and food.

Myspace war 

There are many definitions...one being when two friends exchange login information in the past, get into a fight (minor or major or playful) and go and change everything on each others myspace.
a girl, "Sarah," and a guy, "Peter," get into a MYSPACE WAR. They already have each other's login information. "Sarah" puts a Barbie layout and girly pictures of herself on "Peter's" profile. Meanwhile, "Peter" has put animal pictures and pictures of HIMSELF on "Sarah's" profile. They also are posting humiliating bulletins about themselves.
--it's quite funny, actually.
Myspace war by alanasaur December 8, 2006

Myspace politics 

Political views, liberal or conservative, that are so ridiculously cliche and/or ignorant that they can only find expression on Myspace.

People with myspace politics are generally an embarassment to others with similiar political viewpoints, and more often than not are between the ages of 12-16.

Will often pepper their myspace accounts with such trite, reguritated catchphrases as "Bush is a terorist!!!" or "Liebrals hate Amercia!!!".
Nobody cares about your moronic myspace politics.

myspace lag 

Its when Myspace goes crazy and it takes forever to go to a new page and makes you want to yell.
I cant read my messages F*&% Myspace LAG!!
myspace lag by Camille sdt November 17, 2007

Myspace bangin 

Come from the popular youtube video "Crippin cousins". Where friends "Gzuz" And "Fatass" Set out on an adventure to buy some drugs after trying to gain Street Credit.
Gzuz: What's crackin Fatass?
Fatass: Uh, nuthin.
Gzuz: What you reppin cuz?
Fatass: I'm blood all day!
Gzuz: Nah fool you reppin crip son, you got the blue rag thats crip don't forget that.
Fatass: Uhhhh...
Gzuz: Can't be walkin upto real crips and be talkin' bout bloods and shit.
Fatass: How I'm supposed to know? Only time I be bangin is on myspace.

Meaning Fatass was "Myspace bangin"
a haven for teenagers, and people pretending to be teenagers who need an ego boost and a hair cut.

myspace: a place for scene sluts.
dinoheartrobot: omgz im so sad!
xlovelikemurderx: awww why hun?
dinoheartrobot: cuz i onli gawt liek 7 frend rekwests and 9 cmts todai!
xlovelikemurderx: i got like, 10 or something. im pretty bummed too.
myspace by rizzachael September 14, 2005