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French Mustache

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At the climax of sexual intercourse, the man ejaculates his man créme across the upper lip and adding an aristic swirl to each end. This gives the illusion that the women has a french mustache.
Dude my girl thought it was funny to use teeth while doming me last night, but I set her straight. I slapped a french mustache on that bitch
by Kevin Sandusky March 10, 2011
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MustacheCore

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Abbriviated xMUSTACHExCOREx or simply mxc
1. Used when something is too hardcore to be called hardcore and must move up to an even better word.

2. Also to be used when you see a man (or ugly woman) with an intense mustache that likes, preforms in or is at at super duper hardcore show.
1. cool doood: hey douchebag,did you see that sick nasty nollie bigflip? it was totally mustachecore!
fag: fo sho!
2. another cool d00d: hey i saw this guy at mcdonalds wearing a liferuiner shirt and he had a crazycool handlebar mustache like muthafuckin hulk hogan!!. he'sprobably part of the next XXXmustacheXXcoreXXX band.
by xgingerkidx August 5, 2009
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Cheese mustache

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The act of slapping your un-circumcised dick against your partners upper lip and leaving a trail of "smegma" behind, to create a "cheese mustache".
Bill bring your un-circ over here and give me a cheese mustache
by Stacheman69 November 27, 2010
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are you going to the cock sucking ralley tonight or are you gonna shave that mustache
by drock August 15, 2004
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date rape mustache

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n. See molester mustache. A thin, poor excuse for a mustache. Usually seen on white trash looking to pick up a piece at the bar. Not to be confused with the '70s porn stache
Man that guy creeps me out. He looks real dirty, he even has a date rape mustache.
by Mr. KoZ January 13, 2008
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rock mustache

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A cult symbol for coolness and the ability to chill at the highest level. This sign is made by putting your right hand in the rock position and bringing your index finger to where a mustache would be then proceeding to tap your chin with your small finger numerous times. When both hands are used next to eachother it is called "Too much rock for one mustache". When the small finger of the right hand is touching the index finger of the left hand then the symbol is called " Too much mustache for one rock"

Both of which are things you actually have to say or prepare to be destroyed by mighty zoltron.
(Double Rock Mustache) "Too much rock for one Mustache!!!"
by Angrycrow July 28, 2008
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when a man with giant nipples and a woman with a mustache fuck in such a fashion that the man's nipples open up into giant vaginas and the woman has giant dicks instead of nipples, and they fuck while she gently massages her mustache.
"Yeah i was at curtis' house the other night and he tried to make me watch a movie that he and his girl friend made. it was called Nipple mustache delight. that sick fuck."
by Belkis deyanira November 6, 2007
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