Cud-muncher

lesbian. (one who eats from the bushy plate)

Ellen Degeneres= Cud-muncher.

by angry bry March 05, 2009

Arepa Muncher

A derogatory term against a Colombian or Venezuelan. The name comes from how they tend to eat Arepas a lot, as it is a cultural food.

Person 1: Look at that stinking arepa muncher there. So fucking unkept and dirty.
Person 2: What the fuck is wrong with you..

by vaiirecti April 30, 2021

Bacon muncher

An individual with an odd fetish for performing oral sex on obese ladiessss (BMI over 35).

"Gary's going to Lane Bryant to look for prospective bacon munching opportunities." (verb use)

"Did you see the girl that Gary is grinding up against? Dude is a total bacon muncher." (noun use)

"If bacon munching were an Olympic sport, Gary would take home the gold." (gerund use)

by Not Gary September 05, 2012

Cotton Muncher

A person who enjoys performing oral sex on considerably older women. The term "cotton" refers to pubic hair whitened with age.

Jim: "Why does Ted date little old ladies?"

Eddie: "I've heard he's quite the cotton muncher..."

by theaterqueen August 11, 2011

Bunny Muncher

A felmale that gives a blow job, has bunny like teeth and swallows.

That bunny muncher was such a turn on,

by thelastgroundhog May 23, 2013

coat muncher

Someone who is so far in the closet, the bedroom closet won't let him in. He has to do all his homosexual activities in the hallway coat closet.

I don't even know if he knows he's gay. He's a total coat muncher.

by nick1644 January 08, 2008

Cack muncher

A person who likes to suck on cacks to an extent of munching on them for means of a snack

God! Why do you have to suck that cack like a cack muncher Britteny? Omg

by Baby Bat Sex January 06, 2015