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Your mum

by Percentagex69 September 12, 2018
mugGet the Your mummug.

Marshals mum

Slag, loves Cock, slut,
Guy 1"I had marshals mum last night"
Guy 2 "yea she is a slut"
by 39357h February 23, 2018
mugGet the Marshals mummug.

slutty mum

A teenage or young adult who is a single Mum. They have unprotected sex and claim that their child wasn’t planned but a unexpected miracle. They usually haven’t finished high school or have a job. They Love sitting on Facebook sharing posts, telling everyone one that their wrong and love writing about how they know who their real friends are because they put zero effort into their friendship but can’t admit it was their fault. They also love posting statuses about basic tasks they have completed like cleaning the house and post photos of their ‘photogenic’ kids who look like they have been possessed by statan.
Did you see what that slutty Mum wrote on Facebook
by Dr. Brains May 20, 2018
mugGet the slutty mummug.

Ye mum

Boi I'm so with ye mum.
by ThoseGuysWithYourMom May 4, 2022
mugGet the Ye mummug.

your mum

a mythical creature that mostly consist of fast food and cum. It weights over 999999 kg / 2204620,42 lbs. A long the years, were sights of your mum, in particular near Burger-King-Stores
Have you heard of the your mum -Daniel
Shut up, Daniel. You're just jealouse that I still got one -Barack Obama
by aManuMonster May 1, 2022
mugGet the your mummug.

swifts mum

a person kai deeply is in love with <333
kai : sorry i was with swifts mum

swift : i heard
kai : >:)
by kaisshit November 16, 2021
mugGet the swifts mummug.

ralphs mum

The definition of a huge vag. Finding out that yo girl got a vag the size of the chicxulub crater!
Went down on Ralphs mum
Got lost for 62 years
by DrGer June 11, 2020
mugGet the ralphs mummug.

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