you mate
by Gabriel Batholomew The Supreme August 13, 2021

you
by igaslightsprinkles January 29, 2023

Hym “No seriously. You’re one of those guys who is always trying to convince his friend’s moron brother to stupid things for your mutual amusement. Jesus that is embarrassing. He has to know he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about! Yeah, I mean you’d have to! This is unreal. I’m like an ACTUAL profound genius and I’m being defrauded by a mainstream intellectual! This is like something out of a movie... Wait! It isn’t! That isn’t a thing yet! Todd? TODD!? Where are you!? Are you seeing this!? Are you here with us,now? We could make a biopic! We wouldn’t even need his permission. We could just do what Netflix did to Tyson! Or what you did to me! It would be great! No, go watch this guy try to articulate the profundity of my thought and fail miserably. This has got to be embarrassing. You need to start watching your videos before you release them.”
by Hym Iam September 29, 2022

by anonymous November 25, 2021

The word scientists forgot to add along with protons, electrons and neutrons, that describes how complete and utterly stupid someone is.
Me: Hey Connor want to go to the park later?
Connor: I didn't know we had a park.
Me: Connor, we've had it forever, its a block away from us.
Connor: Wow God really does exist,
Me: You know, scientists managed to discover electrons, protons and neutrons, but there is one they forgot.
Connor: What?
Me: MORONS.
Connor: I didn't know we had a park.
Me: Connor, we've had it forever, its a block away from us.
Connor: Wow God really does exist,
Me: You know, scientists managed to discover electrons, protons and neutrons, but there is one they forgot.
Connor: What?
Me: MORONS.
by Sans_Skeleton477 June 11, 2018
