golden moon

Sexual act; to give someone a "golden moon" means to pee into their butt.

That ho wouldn't let me leave til I gave HER a golden moon!

by Isss me May 26, 2008

red moon

The female gynecological event of getting your period twice in one calendar month.

We had two full moons in July which is called a "blue moon" and I got a "red moon" when I got my period on the 1st of the month and on the 29th!!!

by Lori Jean March 7, 2008

Howl at the Moon

The combination of farting and screaming after performing the Fukushima Release Valve. When the gas passes out of the man and into the woman's nose, she immediately starts trying to buck him off her head leaning back and screaming. The sound produced is that of a wolf howling in agony.

That was the loudest Howl at the Moon I have ever heard! She must really be pissed!

by Penis Curtains January 19, 2021

Moon Pig

An ugly female, usually over wieght that frequents the bars, that is picked up by desperate men usually in the hours between 1am and 2am. Also known as the bar fly.

Jimmy not being able to find a suitable woman, went after the moon pig before last call.

by thewalkingdictionary January 7, 2010

moon cricket

A member of the afrocentric persuasion.

I was lost in the dark, luckily the teeth of that moon cricket showed me the way.

by Carl Panzram Jr. May 27, 2004

Moon Tanning

The act of getting a tan from the moon. It helps if you are on mushrooms.

Team Hammer went Moon Tanning last night, it was awesome.

by Team Hammer September 20, 2010

wired to the moon

Someone who's not all there.

That guy's nae real, he's wired to the moon

by wanderer September 11, 2003