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MDAL

MDAL is an acronym meaning My Dull Ass Laughs.

When attempting to translate the common acronym LMAO (Laugh My Ass Off) into Spanish via on-line translator the result is generally "Ría mi asno apagado," which when run back through the translator from Spanish to English results in "My Dull Ass Laughs," or MDAL!
MDAL @ people who inadvertently stumble upon and consequently use new web-lingo acronyms!
by PooBubbleClub August 24, 2009
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Jizz Model

A slutty or skanky female. A hoe. One that probably gives lots of head.
Becky is nothin' but a jizz model. She blows everyone.
by saranwrapper December 14, 2009
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Duluth Model

The Duluth Model or Domestic Abuse Intervention Project is a pro-Gynocentric program developed by Feminist's to reduce domestic violence against women. A set of biased pro-Gynocentric legal tools that Feminist's use to strip Men of everything they own, including their Second Amendment Rights.
The Duluth Model Has taken the blame off the victim (the Woman) and placed the accountability for abuse on the offender (the Man)... Exonerating the victim of any wrong doing, without fear of legal recourse.
by BF42TH September 29, 2018
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Model

Models are people who work their ass off to make money and sell you clothes.

Contrary to the popular belief that ignorant jerks share, no we are not all anorexic or bulimic. Yes, it is a hard job.

We're talking nine hours of extremely uncomfortable poses, thick makeup, hot studio lights, exhaustion, and no lunch breaks.

As for runway shows, we are talking insanely high heels that no human should be able to walk in and live, but somehow we manage. These shows take all day to prepare for and once again, no lunch breaks.

Now for the emotional stuff. We have to stay confident, face rejection, and face the jealousy (no matter how undeserved) of our peers.

Next time you say being a model isn't hard, think again.
Idiot: LOL, that girl thinks modeling is hard!

Model: Um, excuse me? how about you try it?
*tries it*
Idiot:Holy..... i had.... I didn't know.... I don't think I can move my legs...

Guy: Look at that girl over there!

Guy2: Oh yea, I heard she's a model!
Guy: DANNNG, hot, and she works her ass off!!!
by adeleBeautiful01 January 6, 2011
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model

I couldn't stop looking at that model until I walked into a pedestrian.
by Dan N. April 5, 2007
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Identity Maturity Model

Identity Maturity Model (IMM) - Defines the different levels of maturity that entities like goverments, financial institutions and enterprises have in managing digital Identity information. This can be for people, machines, applications or any other form of digital identity. These identities are use to carry out any type of a transaction with any type of a system.
Their Identity Maturity Model rating is only a Level 2 and we cannot risk doing business with them and be out of compliance.
by Ashwini Ahuja September 24, 2005
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Super Hyper Medallion Gay

Homosexual beyond any measure that scientists are currently capable of detecting.
Phil is hella Super Hyper Medallion Gay. Zeki too.
by StantheManMan September 10, 2006
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