Mission

I actually gave a shit about you fake people It made me happy to keep the peace and make you all feel loved.

It was my mission to change the world .

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 8, 2019

Reverse missionary position

A sex position where a black male and a white female were previously having sexual intercourse in the doggy style position, then the male pushes the female down onto her stomach and pulls her legs back; the missionary position with the female on her stomach.

Fuck the missionary position, taking it from behind in the reverse missionary position is so much better!

by patches93856 November 28, 2010

Mission

its reallly long and it takes effort to do it

thats a mission to to do i really aint doing that

by takez May 8, 2008

mormon missionary

someone who does work for the church and doesn't get any of the churches millions. they or they're family has to pay for everything. you can't watch tv, listen to the radio or make more than two phone calls a year. these poor young adults are guilted into doing the churches work because it doesn't make enough money with the millions who are paying 10% of what they make.

"hey join the church."
"no, you dumbass mormon missionary."

by caseycox August 4, 2006

mission impossible

a codename for a homosexual obsession with tom cruise, usually originating in boys named pete. who think they are fucking awesome.

"man my mission impossible is really acting up today."
"yeah i know, i saw the stains."

by joel June 22, 2004

Mission

Word typically used to describe a completely stupid, irresponsible and possibly dangerous plan of action that can often result in a frisk

1.
Dave: "Lets go on a mission"
Steve: "What shall we do?"
Dave: "Lets jump through fire in shell suits"

2.
Steve: "Lets go on a mission"
Dave: "What shall we do?"
Steve: "Let's go and smear nutella on the public toilets so that it looks like poo"

by Ali August 29, 2004

Shawnee Mission West

Shawnee Mission West is by far the coolest of the Shawnee Mission Schools. Their biggest rival of these schools is Shawnee Mission East, but West wins every time. Because they're awesome. The mascot is a Viking (who was an actual person) as opposed to a Lancer (WTF is that anyways?) and overall the SMW kids are just cooler.

Girl: Did you hear about the Shawnee Mission West VS. Shawnee Mission East game?
Boy: Oh yeah, Shawnee Mission West was dom. They always are.

by A_Viking May 18, 2011