Milo

Somebody I'm asking to homecoming this week like nonplatonicallyyyy who is probably gonna say no and think I'm weird :)

"Wow, you asked Milo to homecoming?"
"Yeah, he said no lmao"

by Mettamaka September 25, 2021

milo shvetty

Low hanging and sweaty

Have you seen Milo Shvetty? Milo Shvetty balls

by MayonnaiseMarks October 1, 2021

Milo

nickname for someone that is a bully

Diana: watch out for milo! He is going to bully you as he does to me
Person: Oh no I hate bullies!

by Ilikefoodbutnotjennifer October 1, 2021

Milo

Sensitive, Very Smart, Probably the shortest kid in the universe, Stupid in decisions, cant fight, No girl likes him and no one ever will.

Oh my gosh, Milos like- so short. I mean I will never like him lol

by therose1850 February 18, 2022

Milo

A kind soft hearted poof usually used for a German Shepard dog name or a name for a man who has had intercourse with an animal or his family . The name milo originated from the greek god of male intercourse

That milo is a right poof

by Hugothebeast March 6, 2022

Doing a Milo

Actiing in a way that destroys your political or moral credibility in front of a large audience. Named for Milo Yiannopoulos, who got himself fired from conservative politics for speaking about his youthful sexual experiences with Catholic priests.

Yeah, when he talked about dating underage girls in the Caribbean, he really was doing a Milo!

by John Edgar Boston May 16, 2021

Milo From Sweden

Bit of a crackhead. Can be funny at times. Sometimes a bit annoying. For unknown reasons, has a bird costume in his wardrobe. Never been questioned. One time, he actually pulled girls using the costume on Omegle.
Sometimes he's a redneck and other times likes scamming innocent humans.

Claims he has a Microsoft 4k Microphone from Samsung.

His parents are Alec and Charlotte. Alec wishes he pulled out.

His uncle Kamil rejected the decision to adopt him. So Alec and Charlotte decided to dump him under the london bridge.

13 years later, they all met on Phasmophobia. Now they are a dysfunctional family.

Goes to get Milk while on a Discord call. Disappears for hours. Probably goes to Africa to get the milk.

Conclusion:
Complete nutter (Also Yodel Kid & Crackhead Kid)

"Hey did you hear from Milo From Sweden today?"
"Yeah, what a fucking donny"
"The adoption centre was closed so we had to keep the little shit"
"FUCK OFF MILO"
"YAAAA"

by 2 Concerned Guardians August 14, 2021