Sexy af. Cool af. Turns straight guys gay, gay girls straight. Always willing to be the best but is also modest. He has a MASSIVE SHLONG and everyone has wants to f*ck him. Hes a reall love machine 😏.
by Tightpussyboi December 18, 2021
An alright lookin blond guy you have loads in common with that will ask you out only to dump you a day later saying he just got out of a toxic relationship the day before even though he told you 2 weeks before that he'd never dated anyone. It's very strange that he didn't tell you he's dating someone in the 2 weeks he spends talking to you. After being friends with him for 3 weeks you'll have no clue what things he said were a lie and which were true so you'll try and block him only to find out he already despite saying he just needed some time and would be ready to date you soon. He'll also refuse to listen when you say you don't wanna hang out with him cause its gonna be pissing it down with rain.
by Billie joe slay October 02, 2023
Literally the best friend in the world. Is always there for you and you couldn't imagine your life without them. Milo means more to you than anything and you're so thankful that they exist.
Also known as Shitlord the Mighty.
Also known as Shitlord the Mighty.
"I love Milo so so so so incredibly much."
"Milo you're amazing."
"You mean the world to me Milo!"
"Milo loves socks"
"Milo you're amazing."
"You mean the world to me Milo!"
"Milo loves socks"
by FiNnNNNnNn March 25, 2019
Milo is for fucking aussies my fucking brooos. It’s a chocolate drink that tastes sooo fucking good. Good protein. Lots of sugar.
by Big Pappa Zaqne August 29, 2019
Milo is an ass who will post that "She will break up with you and lie to your face" and plunges you into eternal sadness, and wish you could die cuz he'll give you the worst guilt problems ever.
by Alia Gallagher February 12, 2020
He is strong and works hard for his keep. He will always have your back and is very loyal. He will always try and that's what makes him a winner. He likes to spend time with his family or have a beer with friends.
Milo has become like family
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd May 21, 2020
A sexy 5"11 male with curly black hair. He gets all the women who love his dashing looks and massive penis. He is also a very kindhearted person and a loyal friend. He is usually very easygoing and only gets angry when he is wronged or someone is being annoying.
by sourdoughjack May 27, 2022