Milf

M - Man
I - I
L - Love
F - Fishing

Dad - yo milf
Son - wtf u jus say?
Dad - ummm i said milf
Son - do you know what it stands for?
Dad - yeah! man i love fishing

by imutayz December 28, 2020

MILF

Miner I'd Like Free Chilean Miner Rescue 2010

That is one hot MILF Miner I'd Like Free

by VerifiedLiberal Renshaw October 15, 2010

Milf

Mother In Late 40s

Single mom on Tinder: I’m a milf! Looking for anyone who likes cats!!!
Son: MOM! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A MILF IS?!?!?
Mom: yes?

by Suck.A.Toe June 4, 2018

MILF

Heather Chronister

Hello, I am a MILF

by 666- April 18, 2018

Super MILF

An exceptional mother of any age with the "Three G" qualities: (gorgeous, generous, gentle). This Super Mother has a heart and breasts as big as a mountain. Absolutely sensational in appearance, she is excellent and delightful in all respects. Even the most powerful male finds himself easily broken as he beats his brains out trying to grasp the fact that he would walk through fire and water to have this Super MILF as his mother AND his lover. Of course, that's not all he's beating.

It's much more exciting being teased аnd seduced bу a Super MILF than the common regular boring MILF.

by Sahvanna4U December 17, 2011

Milf Monday

Milf Monday is a National Holliday created by Noah Danenhower, dedicated to giving back to the local Milfs and shit on Mondays. Noah D often spreads awareness for this Holliday on his Tiktok account @itsnoah.d

Dunkin Worker: “Your coffee is actually free today”
Milf in drivethru: “why is that!?”
Dunkin worker: “todays Milf Monday, you qualified!”

by Itsnoah.d January 26, 2022

whole milf

Totally desirable milf. Way better than 2% milf.

Whole milf is best enjoyed in D cup.

by yes juanito yes April 9, 2015