Michael

Michael

Michael is a very sexy man he has a very large penis (11 inches)he loves to go after girls that don’t like him and loves to make fun of him self do everyone can laugh lots of girls will love to go be his girlfriend but he likes girls that are hard to get his real feeling are always kept in and he just likes to laugh when ever some one makes fun of him but actually he really feels hurt.

I see Michael everyday now 11 years I know him and he is just like that.

by Michaels bff November 7, 2019

Michael

Michael is a decent person, he can be cocky and gets boners from good looking men. He has a high ego and puts himself before friends and family but he has a good sense of humour and has got moves!

Michael is

by R u from the UK bc I want u k? October 12, 2018

MICHAEL

a term used to describe a woman pretending to be a man online in order to pick up gays.

He went online and pretended to be a MICHAEL to pick up gay men. You should have seen the smile on his face.

by commanderd September 24, 2007

Michael

BIGGEST, BADDEST BITCH AROUND!

damn michael, you're so fucking hot. I CAN'T WAIT TO RAPE YO DICK WHEN YO SLEEPIN.

by mellow_jellow November 26, 2010

Michael

The Biggest party animal ever. Extremely perverted, but has your back when you need it. Life might be difficult with him but there is no way in the entire universe you can live without him. He is the guy you keep away from girls you like because he will probably try to steal them, but underneath that pimpness is a caring friend that you would want to have forever.

Michael is the greatest guy in the planet

by Uri Nemirovsky July 3, 2011

Michael

Literally the hottest guy on earth. goes to a catholic school usually... plays sports such as track and basketball soccer and football. he is asian but tall. a great guy. hilarious. has a great body, and knows it. all the girls want him but few get him. flirts with all the hot girls and everyone wants him.

Em: "did you see michael at practice the other day?"
CC: "yea he was so hot, like usual"

by oscarMEYERCOX January 9, 2011

Michael

A plain bitch. Forever alone. Acts cool. (really isn't) Makes fun of people.

Guys stop being a Michael.

by InsaneShadowEscape February 7, 2015