metrosexual

tricky term for a guy who's actually straight, but everyone thinks he's gay 'cause he's so in touch with his feminine side.

Mik's definitely metro. I mean, he wears girl's hotpants!
Droo won't admit he's metro cuz he thinks it means he's homo, but obviously from the above definition, i'm not saying he's gay!

by typh July 17, 2003

metrosexual

fruity, flamboyant, a man with unusually girly style but is interested in girls.

guy 1: Is that guy over there skipping?
guy 2: yes
guy 1: is he gay?
guy 2: nah man, he's just metrosexual

by luvergal268 June 30, 2011

Metrosexual

A guy that might be mistook for gay but is actually straight

Guy 1: That guy's a metrosexual
Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: He may look gay, but he actually hits on women
Guy 2: *while sticking tongue out* Ahhhhh,

by your best idiot March 28, 2010

Metrosexual

A male with extremely good fashion sense and hairstyle, but he isn't gay.

Half the guys at this gig are metrosexual!
I can't believe he's wearing a pink shirt.

by Emylee April 17, 2006

Metrosexual

High maintenance male. Usually mistaken for a homosexual, or a flamer.

Metrosexuals enjoy things most men would not- spas, hot baths, manicures, waxing their body hair, even to the extreme- flowers, interior decorating, fashion, makeup, fingernail paint. They like cleanliness, teddy bears, & chick flicks. They are often extraordinary chefs, & have a passion for art.

by John McQuillan October 19, 2004

metrosexual

One who is sexually attracted to large metropolitan cities, derived from the the words metropolitan (huge city) and sexual (wants to do the no-pants-dance with)

You - What the hell, is that guy trying to have his way with a traffic light?!

Me - He must be metrosexual

You - Doesn't that word mean he's straight but likes gay culture?

Me - No, shut up! Whenever someone says that, an etymologist cries

by I heart words November 25, 2007

metrosexual

In most of the US: A straight male who is often mistaken as homosexual because of the way he looks/talks/dresses. Metrosexuals are usually into good grooming and healthy habits.

In the southern US: Any man who showers three or more times a week.

Southern Definition:
A) Liek, woah, you smell naice billybob, didja take a showerr las' week?

Billybob: No, ah showerr evvy day!

A) Billybob, yer sucha metrosexual.

by RayBan February 16, 2004