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Melissaism

Meaning.

Gibberish things that Melissa would say.

Any gibberish that Melissa says that's kinda sort of or almost English. .
There's one of those MELISSAISMS again.
by RonP March 8, 2023
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Melissa

Town whore. Has no girl code. Will throw herself onto your man the moment your back is turned simply because and wanted the love he gave you, because she doesn't know who she is, she's lost trying to be anyone but herself because she knows if she just acts like herself, she'll be standing alone
Damn man I think I caught "The Melissa Crud" . My balls won't quit itching, it's definitely the "The Melissa Crud"
by PrettyPreciseWitty&Petty11223 February 2, 2025
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Pulling a Melissa

When you’ve got something you want to say but take ages to say it and avoid it all costs such as having as many distractions around like white noise from fans and going on Instagram to avoid your thoughts.

AKA: To pull a Melissa, Being avoidant, Causing problems due to lack of communication
“Why’s she not texting you back” - Boyfriend’s friend
“Bro idk I think she’s Pulling a Melissa” - Boyfriend
by BananananaFonze March 16, 2025
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Melissa

Melissa is a girl who has a really big heart, her sight gives enough light to illuminate an entire room, in fact she is light to everyone around her, she is the perfect mixture between the cutest/sexiest/lovely person and once you know her you need her in your life, otherwise it will be insipid without her.
Melissa is the girl other girls want to be and every guy wants to have. Melissa is loyal, she keeps her emotions to herself and even though she isn’t having good times she can show you a big smile… oh my God, that beautiful smile.
Once you see Melissa you’ll like her, once you know her you fall in love. It’s not a phrase, it’s a fact.
by AE2303 November 23, 2021
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