A real nice German teacher who works at Chris Fore's kingdom at TPAA.
Very, very chill.
Not much more to say.
Very, very chill.
Not much more to say.
Students: *Quietly doing Duolingo*
Melanie B. Garren: "SICKA SACKA SICKA SACKA"
Students: "HOI" "HOI" "HOI"
Melanie B. Garren: "SICKA SACKA SICKA SACKA"
Students: "HOI" "HOI" "HOI"
by Cincinnatihell February 24, 2022

Melanie Reti is the most kind, loyal, faithful and warm hearted lady, with a beautiful soul and a vibe that you'll never forget. A heart that you could never find in any other human, and a love so pure that you would fall in love without intending to. She is, the most perfect Melanie in the world. Cherish her like there's no tomorrow.
by badst April 23, 2018

When someone grabs you by the keks/trollies and gives them a right good yank so the material goes right up your front bottom. The anterior equivalent of a Melvin or hungry bum/wedgie.
by Tubbycodger March 16, 2024

melanie is pretty,smart,funny,kind,giving,she has an amazing smile amazing hair amazing dark eyes you could stare into forever shes too perfect to describe sometimes shell want to talk alot but other times shell want you to be quite so you have to be careful she is determined to finish something she started and can be the best person ever if she opens up to you dont break her heart though because she will never forget you shes the perfect embodiement of a girl especially if her last name is mendoza then shes perfect but most of the time none of the guys will like her but one special one because of her kindness but that one lucky guy wont ever break her heart and will be the most loyal person ever
by stuffed bear November 14, 2022

Melanie is the best girl you’ll ever have. There’s no one else like Melanie. She is a gem, a goddess. Is you find Melanie, never let her go. She shows a front but inside her heart is guarded. Anyone who’s willing to pursue her will have a challenge. Many guys will try but she will not let her guard down easily. Even when you think you got her, don’t stop trying. She will get bored easily. She loves going out and traveling. She is obsessed with cats. She is petite and is fun to be around. Don’t lie to Melanie because it is over, she will not trust you again.
by Nothingbutthetruth2739 November 23, 2021

Melanie is great and funnier than Tyler, she’s really good at Fortnite, rocket league and all iMessage games. She is cool.
Melanie is the best.
by socoolmhm November 23, 2021
