Matthew

Matthew is usually a narcissist. A man with a toxic masculinity. A Matthew who goes by matt for short is a red flag and you should watch out. They are very manipulative and guilt trip people to get there way. These men can be very dangerous and heartbreakers. Matthew's are very goal oriented and when they say they are going to do something they will. They're not stupid which is why they are such good manipulators.

"I dated this dude once and next thing ya know we have 2 kids and he steals them from me! He broke my heart my lifes a mess because of him. I ache for my kids everyday "
"Wow... I bet his name was Matthew, huh?"
"YES how'd you know?!"
"Most Matthew's are heartbreakers"

by Factsheet November 21, 2021

Matthew

An annoying prick sometimes but can be a good friend. This guy will be wearing glasses and likes every girl out there. When you’re in trouble he’ll be there for you. He can get targeted by people but he makes his way through.

Matthew is annoying but a good friend

by moviekidd1218 February 1, 2020

Matthew

The most annoying person you will ever know. He is always in your space but nobody can tell him they hate him. He attempts to be funny but isn't at all. He has no friends and no girlfriends. Do your part and stay away from Matthew.

Guy one : "Do you know matthew"
Guy two : " sadly"

by anonymous April 23, 2022

matthew

a matthew is someone who has fingered a underaged girl next to one of their best friends. he is also very good at cheating on his significant other and then raping them.

matthew: hey dude, can you go tell my friend that I fingered floi beside him when he was sleeping
Me: sure

by massivelegendehere August 17, 2018

Matthew

A White Nigga.. Any Guy Is Blacker Than Him...Wears Fucking Clear Ass Nigga Glasses Because He Is White As Fuck...Eats Fucking Frosted Flakes Because Of How White He Is. Nigga is Whiter than Michael Jackson.

Ted: Where Is Matthew
Me: Probably Jacking Of Because He Is Paler As Fuck.. He Fucking Paler Than The Color White Like Goddamn He Is White
Ted: U Right U Right

by BiggleMcPiggleWrigles November 11, 2019

Dylan Matthews

THE most underrated youtuber of all time. Dylan is one of the funniest people on the internet, complete with a great personality and a charming smile. He is know for his movie commentary, game play, and other videos. Subscribe to Dylan Is In Trouble to become a troublemaker.

-Yo did you see that new Dylan Is In Trouble movie commentary video??
-Yes! Dylan Matthews is so sanitary!

by troublemaker :) August 4, 2019

Matthew

A fuck boy who plays with girls hearts. Very short and rat like

Look, it’s a matthew. “Ew” said Kelly

by Oop ok October 20, 2019