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lick the welcome mat

when you go down on a homeless girl,slut,ho,or hood rat
dam josh u shouldnt ''lick the welcome mat''.
by flaversaver September 13, 2011
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lil mat B

the best raper in the world. his masterpiece is at the block block at the top top, his rhymes are immaculate and thou cockus incomprehensible. he is a rapper from Denmark and LA his catchphrase is "the best raper from LA that has never been tro LA!!1!!1"
Guy 1: have you seen the new Lil mat b song "at the top"?
Guy 2: it sucked ass
by cockfart64 September 25, 2022
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Office door mat

Referred to as the office administrator. Others will pile shit on your plate and pull you in 5 different ways. Accomplishing any task of will become nearly impossible. People will copy you in on emails and tell other people that you will be reaching out to them. This covers ones ass., but not yours. You will be paid less than 95% of people in a company. If you are hourly you will be will the first person at the office in the morning and the last one to leave.
Thanks Sharon, our office door mat will reach out to you to insert task here.
by Chet Chestsky September 20, 2018
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Mats

mats is cute
by snoopdoog October 23, 2019
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mat

a person that is helpfull to da gang

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Yes mat
by matvej_bikonis September 10, 2020
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Matse

The act of being cucked.
Guy 1: Bro I cant believe I got Matse'd by that absolute fucking chad last night
Guy 2: Get the strap dude!
by NeppoMonster November 9, 2018
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Wookie Mat

A particularly large and thick patch of female pubic hair.
Damn, thats one mean wookie mat she had
by Struth! January 31, 2019
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