map fallin’

When your bestie falls off the map! Essentially, your buddy could be off the grid or lost in space.

“I haven’t heard from my homie in ages. Where has he been? He must be map fallin’!”

by DiMarieV December 11, 2024

MAP

M.A.P or MAP is an acronym used by sick fucks who are Pedophiles and who do not like being called such.

MAP stands for Minor Attracted Person, a person sexually are non-sexually attracted to minors (People under the legal age of consent). A MAP could like any minor from a literal fucking infant fresh out of the womb to a 17 year old. If you meet or know anyone that identifies as a MAP they are without a doubt a pedophile.

Guy 1: I’m coming out of the closet as a MAP. I like minors!!!

Guy 1 was soon exiled from society and starved to death.

by AnonymouslyStupid September 17, 2023

follow the map to Stalingrad

Instead of travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates, figuring out a plan of action, and sticking to it, before undertaking anything of scale

If you don't want to suffer the consequences of having done something retargerous, why not simply follow the map to Stalingrad?

by Sexydimma September 12, 2016

spaghetti map

Someone who is trying to describe something that is literally retarded

This department is like a spaghetti map

by Jmart86 November 10, 2020

face mapping

The act of inadvertently providing your physical location to law enforcement, stalkers, and all uninterested parties by way of Facebook. Often done in an effort to appear urbane and worldly, this affliction usually occurs when Facebook addiction has taken hold.

"I'm just stopping for a quick latte at the first original Starbucks on State and Main."!!! :) was the last post submitted by Mary Brown before the armed stalker entered and ended her brief but eloquent life. Police officials are warning the public of the consequences of constant face mapping which has resulted in an 10% increase in assaults and homicides.
Also:
"Dude, where's your car?"
"I got the boot for all those unpaid tickets!!"
"Man, I warned you about your constant face mapping."

by rankled up July 21, 2009

Map Control

In video game jargon, a polite way of saying camping. MLG players often like to use it to make themselves sound like they're doing something technical or difficult, when in reality they're really just sitting in one spot and shooting people who come along.

"Hey man you should have seen the way I was in game last night! I was practicing some major map control!"

"Dude, you just sat in a corner the whole game with the rocket launcher."

by Mr.TIBBS! July 16, 2016

Da funny map

The map Ilios from Overwatch and Overwatch 2, called "Da funny map" by famous streamer, youtuber, feeder, and Lucio main Redshell.

The map is called 'Da funny map' because the map allows boops, referenced as 'the funny', to knock off players off the edge of the map. This is heavily utilized by Lucio, Pharah, Roadhog, Orisa (OW 2), Brigitte, Zenyatta (OW 2), Wrecking Ball, and Ashe. (In order of boop popularity).

*The map is Ilios*

Lucio main: OMG it's da funny map!

by Mina Star July 11, 2022