Memphis Dry Rub

When you’re forced to jerk off without the aid of lubrication due to the lack of amenities in a cheap hotel while traveling.

After staring at the hot stewardess for three hours on my flight today I had to rub one out with no delay. My cheap hotel had no lubrication so I had to perform a Memphis Dry Rub just to release the poison. Fortunately there was a 7-11 nearby, so round two was much more pleasant.

by Arc A. Noodle September 7, 2021

Memphis Mayfire

Memphis mayfire. Another term for a 3 some 2 males 1 female. Aka MMF. 2 best best friends make a life changing decision.

A: Did you hear about Joe and Bill having a Memphis Mayfire with Brittany?

B. No, what happened

A. I heard Joe had an accident and gave Bill the Adirondack Slide. They became more than brothers that day.

by Crazytrip3 November 6, 2021

Mauphosed

When a player, normally within a table top game such as D&N, named Mauphos, proceeds to attack their party members in order to deliver immediate justice.

Holy shit, Geoffrey just got mauphosed for trying to protect the fisherman who tried to sacrifice the child!

by Moogle Sorms November 11, 2021

Mapha

A girl who has a cute baby bangs

Antonio: Look at that girl! She’s such a Mapha.
Masha: Right, she’s so cute!

by Timoteo de la concha November 22, 2021

Mapha

A girl who has a cute baby bangs

Antonio: Look at that girl! She’s such a Mapha
Masha: Right, she’s so cute!

by Timoteo de la concha November 22, 2021

maphuti

Maphuthi is a type of guy that is really hard to talk to.... He doesn't Listen to anything when you advice him.... Maphuthi's are really good In Math.. but when it comes to cooking, cleaning and doing their garden they are bad... And they are sometimes lazy..... But when it comes to books they are good!

Man 1 : Hey did you know that Maphuti is really good in maths?

Man 2: Ohhh really?! I didn't know

by Suussyyy___Bakaaaa November 23, 2021

maphuti

Maphuthi is a type of guy that is really hard to talk to.... He doesn't Listen to anything when you advice him.... Maphuthi's are really good In Math.. but when it comes to cooking, cleaning and doing their garden they are bad... And they are sometimes lazy..... But when it comes to books they are good!

Man1: Hey did you know that Maphuti is good in math?🤗

Man2: Ohhhh really?! I didn't know that.. wow impressive 😊

by Suussyyy___Bakaaaa November 23, 2021