Red Mage

The Red Mage follows a written set of rules derived from various RPGs and handbooks. He is versatile seeing as he knows both Black and White (Arcane and Divine) magic, but does not specialize in any. He is a fairly skilled swordsman. He is a master at the ancient and holy art of Min/Maxing. The art of removing points from one skill and adding them to another in order to become more versatile and powerfull. Unfortunately, his Charisma is simply abysmal.

Red Mage did not want to cast a spell because it would make him less versatile.

by froofmyster April 22, 2004

Magic Cow

Also known as a Whoren. They're the most popularly chosen class in World of Warcrack, a popular furry MMO networking game in which users yiff each other. They are pretty much cows that shoot lightning.

I play WoW way too much. I play it like 5 minutes a month. I play WoW, and I know how. I'm a level 15 magic cow.

by Xtreme2252 December 13, 2010

sparkles the magic bum

a homeless man who lives in keansburg and hazlet new jersey who gives some wierd ass advice to kids

dude 1:bro i just saw sparkles at the park he said "its not a felony if a highschool girl dosent tell her parent that i fucked her and that im 48 years old.

dude 2: that probaly the most fucked up thing iv ever heard in my life but thats sparkles the magic bum and thats why hes been to jail 46 times.

by cocklock January 20, 2009

Magic Puff

mag-ic maj-ik puff puhf
noun

1. The hit on a cannabis joint or bong that takes you from a mellow high to a completely different higher state.

*After taking a hit*
"Holy... yeah, that's the Magic Puff right there."
"Nice."

by -alex July 25, 2008

Magers

A derivation of the word "Pers" which stands for personal or the amount of an item, thing, or substance that is retained and kept for personal use because it is better and higher quality. Magers is is the extreme emphasis of the word pers, and explains the absolute love, quality, and desire for that personal amount.

Bob - "Hey man, I went to McDonalds last night and ordered their Crispy Chicken, it was so pers!"

Dave - "Ya, well I ordered 2 Jr. Chicken value menu sandwiches, and they were so MAGERS!"

by G Glaser June 11, 2008

Magic Johnson

To get rid of something.

Magic Johnson retired from the NBA after testing positive for HIV. Now, after several thousands of dollars spent on treatments there is not a trace of the virus in his body. So, he literally got rid of it.

Hey, man...the cops are coming, we need to do something about that weed. You should Magic Johnson that shit.

Guy #1: Hey man, what happened to that girl, Gina?
Guy #2: Ah dawg...I Magic Johnsoned that shit two weeks ago. Damn! Where you been?

by chaseburgala June 6, 2009

Magic Beans

Ecstasy, pills. What you take when you go raving. Often cut with stuff you really dont want.

"I love magic beans"

by Ed Barlow September 24, 2008