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House Lunch

A "house lunch" is an alternative phrase instead of "Nooner" for those who live close to work.
"We could eat at a near-by restaurant or we could have the house lunch."

"Instead of eating at work, I was thinking of meeting you for a house lunch."
by Ruby Blake May 26, 2009
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Sch00l Lunch

Food that a multi trillion country doesn't fucking care about, lunch ladies who are in their 50's who can't cook for shit and forces you to get a fruit, and expired food. The milk is a unknown brand that nobody knows about, it has the humor of a 4 year old who watches pbs kids for a living, and it is usually horrendous on a daily basis and is 2 weeks expired. The meat is somehow cooked but pink on the inside, the lunch ladies probably used a toaster to cook it, and they cant cut burger bread and still wonder why the fuck nobody grabs it. Pizza that you could've ordered from Little Caesars or Papa Johns etc but they want to make their own grotesque food, it contains expired ass cheese, cold pepperonis, and moldy ass bread. After you get your lunch, you have to sit on atrocious tables, which has food under it, and eat the nasty ass food. And if that isn't worse you get bitches micro managing and monitoring you, sees a hoodie on someones head and then acts like the whole world is ending and wonder why they aren't teacher of the year. Lastly, you get forced into a strict penitentiary called class and waste 109635.66 hours of your life.
You shouldn't eat the SCH00L LUNCH
by infectz March 12, 2022
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the business lunch

the action of recieving oral pleasure while talking on your cell phone or recieving phone calls during such action
After everyone left I got the business lunch
by B-Dubs managers November 3, 2006
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unprotected lunch

Type of lunch that you have with the opposite sex for the first time. If the meeting place for lunch is in a bad part of town (hookers on Queensway) or the restaurant is dicey, you may be having unprotected lunch.
Jenn:
I'd love to have lunch with you Jay but that part of town is gross.

Jay:
I understand, I wasn't really down for having unprotected lunch on our first date either.
by Cumbersnatched December 3, 2019
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Latequid Lunch

It's almost quittin' time and I haven't eaten anything. Do you want to grab a latequid lunch?
by Hassan Ben Sober March 25, 2013
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Lunch Erection

During the workweek when you've enjoyed a phenomenal lunch that most assuredly included a cold adult beverage? You are enveloped with a euphoric feeling of contentment. Then some dufus co-worker brings up work issues or a technical discussion.
"Damn Dave...thanks for bringing up the 2:00 meeting...I just lost my lunch erection"
by Dots-R-Us August 28, 2013
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Latte Lunch

having little to no time for chowing down, but needing a pick me up, a person grabs a latte for lunch instead of food.
"Damn! Meeting ran late and I only have 15 minutes for lunch - guess I'm going to do a Latte Lunch, again!"
by Sylavendara March 14, 2010
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