jilted lover

A person that has been dumped somewhat randomly. Often the person starts drama with whomever dumped him/her and tries to play the victim when actually the other person is and tries to play a heartbreaker at the same time so it gives it away that they're still hurt.

One of my friend's ex-boyfriends is still upset four months after the break up. He keeps making up b.s. about her and saying that he broke up with her. Omg, he won't admit that he's a wreck without her. He's just a loser, nothing more than a jilted lover.

by xXx_Cassie_xXx February 2, 2007

Nerd Lover

In the "Ugly Betty" fandom, person who ships "Nerd Love" (Betty/Henry).

Referring to the term Amanda coined in the show when she watched Betty and Henry interact in Season 1 of the popular TV show.

Forget Gio and Daniel! I am a Nerd Lover!

by dadiva18 October 23, 2009

flubby lover

Someone who loves big women and enjoys playing with their love handles.

John told Kate he was a flubby lover, she thought it was weird but enjoyed having her love handles played with.

by Drieka February 10, 2015

police lover

someone who is a teacher's pet but a police's pet

cody ratted on joe he is such a police lover

by sofi LOOOOOOOOL December 17, 2018

classic lover

That one person who keeps on describing about their crush on their social media stories and also irl and can't stop listening to heartbreak songs even though they have never felt the touch of the opposite gender .

A: *Posts a story on their ig account saying possibly the most romantic thing you have ever heard.
B: Oh you are such a classic lover .
C: Shut up he has never felt the touch of any women and most probably never will.

by Hades512 March 9, 2023

cirrhosis of the lover

n. heartbreak, a breakdown in romantic affection, emotional scars from being dumped repeatedly

She went from punch-drunk to a bad case of cirrhosis of the lover.

Cirrhosis of the lover is responsible for most divorces these days.

by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016

Trollop Lover

An individual who is attracted to or engages in promiscuous behavior with whores, sluts, or women who dress like prostitutes or are of shady character.

Ben knew he was such a trollop lover when his whole paycheck was spent in a night at the local strip club.

by judunnome February 10, 2012