Longhorn Sermon

“A sermon that has a point here a point there and a lot of bull in the middle” - Paster D🤪

Guy 1: yooo that sermon on Swiss cheese was wack.

Guy2: that was such a longhorn sermon.

Guy1: a what?!

Guy2: you know, it had a point here, a point there, and a lot of bull in the middle.

by B-Flow. December 1, 2024

Longmeet

When one gets played by a bi-sexual girl

“Bro did you hear longmeet got longmeated by Maggie! He can’t catch a break with these hoes. He’s gonna have to go to Allie now!”

by Jakebarrett42 January 27, 2026

Longfellowed

To cheat or be cheated on.

"he had long suspected her infidelities but only realised he was actually being longfellowed when she called him the wrong name"

by Mw turkey February 17, 2025

Longers

An unduly protracted endeavour, demanding an inordinate expenditure of time and effort, often evoking a sense of tedium disproportionate to its utility or reward

A ball gets hit into a bush during a game of cricket and you have to retrieve it - “That’s Longers”

by Rightyj February 28, 2025

Longhouse

Longhouses were large houses where the people lived communally. It's associated with a pervasive atmosphere of social domination controlled by the old and sclerotic matriarchs who dominated and squashed any masculine spirit to overcome challenges and go beyond the normal state of things. It is at once a vision of a future which has returned to squalor, and of a society which deepens its social surveillance system specifically under the rule of screeching harridans (or ‘mammies’) with no sexual appeal.

This woman longhoused me the other day because she told me I fucked her friend and that was a form of socio-psychological rape

by Antigon_ee July 4, 2025

Longhouse

Longhouse: Longhouses were large houses where the people lived communally. It's associated with a pervasive atmosphere of social domination controlled by the old and sclerotic matriarchs who dominated and squashed any masculine spirit to overcome challenges and go beyond the normal state of things. It is at once a vision of a future which has returned to squalor, and of a society which deepens its social surveillance system specifically under the rule of screeching harridans (or ‘mammies’) with no sexual appeal.

Damn, my girlfriend longhoused me the other day for supporting Trump. Then that night, I told her I wanted to fuck and she consented. But after, she told me she consented to a full session of sex, and that me cumming early was technically rape. Feelsbadman

by Antigon_ee July 4, 2025

longest-gevity

Having the greatest amount of longevity. Accidentally coined by Jim Jeffries

Ted Danson has the longest-gevity of any American sitcom star, he's been on sitcoms for over 50 years

by Kung Fu Jimmy August 13, 2025