limp-rag syndrome

Where a malingerer habitually claims to be utterly drained/exhausted whenever anything resembling w-o-r-k is suggested, yet is then able to hop right back up and participate in more desirable stuff like eating, intimacy, pleasant/recreational activities, etc.

I'm all for allowing someone to decline helping out with a group-effort task if he truly is disabled or too weak/fatigued to even move a muscle, but I hate it when people use this excuse one moment to get out of any physical effort, yet are then perfectly capable of robustly marching off and playing sports or whatever just moments later --- sounds like limp-rag syndrome to me.

by QuacksO June 25, 2018

Lumpy Juul

The feeling of wanting to vomit after taking a hit of your juul.

Maria: *gags*
Alex: Oh shit fam you got lumpy juul!

by wolfpack3232 March 19, 2019

Limp Cock

When a penis is unable to get hard

Peta Tarpon Mattin - Tony, it took me 2 years to get hard:(

Tony mottin - Peta, its because you have a limp cock!

by Peta Tarpon Mottin May 22, 2019

Lumpy Space Princess

A really fat girlfriend that is often dated by men of small stature

Guy 1: Hey hows your new girlfriend?
Guy 2: My Lumpy Space Princess? Really good. I just had to calm her down the other night with breadsticks from Olive Garden.

by Bbadbhabie October 7, 2019

limp carrot

Limp dick

Your a big limp carrot! A big pussy that can't stand for nothing!

by Jaded Gypzy January 24, 2020

limpiosexual

The sexual attraction to Mr. Clean

person 1: Bro, why does Mr. Clean have so much cake?
person 2: Bro, you probably a limpiosexual.

by kinda_stupid April 23, 2020

Limp Dick

a man who never stands up for what he says he believes in, who cowers in the presence of adversity. Inactive instead of proactive. Not doing what they said they would.

You are being a limp dick for going back on your word after your friend told you their option was better.

by StellaABC May 18, 2020