Golden lightning shower: the act of urinating on someone while simultaneously zapping them with a taser.
by Irishbackrub June 12, 2018
Get the golden lightning showermug. When you're hitting it from behind, and you've got glow-in-the-dark paint smeared all over your asses. Ultimately, you could send a neighbor a message via Morse code with the rhythm of your ass glow.
Last weekend my girl and I got crazy all Lightning Bug Style, yo. By the time we were finished, the dining room table looked like a giant highlighter exploded on it.
by EasyNCheesy June 27, 2025
Get the Lightning Bug Stylemug. A lightning shark is a situation where it's impossible to get what you are hoping for. There's nothing you can do about it. If a shark comes down from the sky fast as lightning while you're doing your thing, what can you do about it if it's headed your direction? Lightning sharks are a big part of life and we just have to deal with it.
That was a lightning shark
It's a total lightning shark when I gotta rush my kid to the hospital but my car breaks down on the way there.
It's such a lightning shark when I'm about to kiss my crush for the first time, but then a fire alarm starts going off and interrupts it
It's a total lightning shark when I gotta rush my kid to the hospital but my car breaks down on the way there.
It's such a lightning shark when I'm about to kiss my crush for the first time, but then a fire alarm starts going off and interrupts it
by Temiz December 21, 2023
Get the Lightning Sharkmug. “You have 🥬⚡️ In your bio, what does it mean?”
“Lettuce lightning means anti-ship you dumb bitch, it’s literally the opposite of rainbow meat, the proship symbol.”
“Lettuce lightning means anti-ship you dumb bitch, it’s literally the opposite of rainbow meat, the proship symbol.”
by 🥬⚡️I hate proshippers btw⚡️🥬 March 19, 2022
Get the Lettuce lightningmug. Lightning seven is an achievement redeemable for 19 lad points that you can get for having vigorous sex that lasts for exactly seven minutes. If orgasm is achieved in both participants, the male's penis may be dubbed a lightning rod.
Yeah, me and Janice went for the lightning seven yesterday, came close but we were three seconds overtime.
by Vikind7667 December 29, 2016
Get the lightning sevenmug. by Lightning the dutchie June 8, 2021
Get the Lightningmug. When someone roasts you so hard that you can feel Lightning Mcqueen himself burning rubber all over your face.
Bystander 1: "Woah, did you see how hard Sam just roasted John?"
Bystander 2: "Yeah man, he just got fuckin Lightning Mcqueen'd!"
Bystander 2: "Yeah man, he just got fuckin Lightning Mcqueen'd!"
by SweatyMoose! April 25, 2016
Get the lightning mcqueen'dmug.