Herein lies the negotiations

When two seemingly unrelated things become vital bargaining chips between two people

Like when Your sister is addicted to an HBO show but doesn't have HBO and wants my password so she can watch it/stream it online.

And I think she needs to get real about dating and stop this tinder swipe right/left bullshit and join a more legit dating website.

"Herein lies the negotiations."

by Spinecho2002 September 1, 2016

Li the Pi

this really gay guy who tries to act straight

The whole boob thing is a scheme i tell you!

by Li is Gay April 15, 2005

three biggest lies

The "three biggest lies" that are frequently made are: This will only hurt for a little while, I'll only put the head of it in, I promise I'll never try to cum in your mouth.

He got him a cell with a pervert, the pervert tried to crawl in his bed, he proceeded to tell him the three biggest lies, and thse are the words that he said, "Good buddy This will only hurt for a little while, I'll only put the head of it in, I promise I'll never try to cum in your mouth."

by nikthenyetminder January 29, 2005

wei li chung

Blood that is spilt by someone the first time theyre bumfundled

Christ, theres some wei li chung, I thought you said you had done this before

by dingbat400 October 5, 2006

somebody lied to you

1.Yeah right
2.When a person knows it's not going to happen no matter what they say or try to do

Sammy: "You must finish all that work before lunch."
Mancebo: "Somebody lied to you."

by makinde October 7, 2003

Jessie Mei Li

Literally the best women in the whole world. She can bring any mood up and her face lights up the room. She is also super underrated and awesome and a super duper great actress. Jessie Mei Li is gorgeous and beautiful. Every guy who knows her adores her and thinks highly of her. Every one should love Jessie Mei Li!

Person 1: Oh my god who's that girl over there? She's so pretty!
Person 2: I know right! Every one likes her! That's Jessie Mei Li AKA my wife!
Person 1: You wish! She's mine!

by -Sophie December 5, 2021

pocket full of lies

a lie that can lead up to other lies. usually a lie made by a jack ass

"Donna's mom is gonna be a whore in seattle."

"Dude, thats a pocket full of lies and you know it!"

by Honcho//Spadez July 15, 2010