Ling Gong

Opposite of Wu Mao. A person who blindly attacks a China enjoyer.

Person A: Based on this article, China is doing a bit of good in the world.
Person B: You're a Chinese shill!
Person A: Go away, Ling gong.

by simp2000 April 17, 2021

Conner ling

Awesome person who knows nothing about life but keeps on trying. He never gives up.

Person 14356: hey look, Conner ling is trying to do something impossible

by Narutol0ver2006 April 27, 2021

Linging

Linging is a patch of dumplings

I’m gonna eat a whole linging of dumplings

by Randguy6767776767 October 7, 2024

Ling Ling

Asian Pussy

Dude 1: waddup my nigga, I was fucking this Asian girl and she got that real ling ling
Dude 2: nigga what the fuck is that

by Not a Lavoris November 21, 2024

Ling the Long

A colloquial, humorous term referring to a penis, derived from the Hindi word "ling" (लिंग), which traditionally means "phallus" or "genital organ." The term is often used in an exaggerated manner to describe someone with a notably large penis.

Not to be confused with the religious symbol Shiva linga (or lingum)

Dude: Ravi thinks his Ling the Long can make women beg for more. My Slick the Thick-Dick disagrees.
Girl: Did you see Raj's bulge after pool?
Girl 2: Oh ma gawd gurl! Ling the Long is gonna be mine after graduation.

by Sibah Hameed January 12, 2025

Ding Fong Ling

Used to describe someone as a stereotypical Chinese man, usually depicted as a rice farmer. Use this whenever you are insulting ANYONE from Asia.

guy from asia: hallo!
Everyone : NO FRICKING WAY IS THAT DING FONG LING?

by ThatFellaSpear July 23, 2025

Ling-Ling

Ling-Ling is an alien 👽 that is green and looks like your typical cartoon alien.

“Hey do you want to go as like a Ling-Ling alien for Halloween?”

by Javelin Healy August 8, 2025