Killing two birds with one stone

When "Jesus Christ" was away in the desert, his wife (a Himalayan girl he had married after his traveling and teaching in the mountains, they married when he was sixteen or seventeen) and mother of his small children was accosted by sabateurs who told her "Jesus" was dead in order to lure her out and rape her. Roman soldiers led him to her in a dry river bed, where she was then stoned to death in front of him. The first stone, thrown possibly by her rapist, a lout in the Roman mob, killed her instantly. Jesus did not fight his "prosecution" after that, resigned to his fate because he blamed himself. That's the truth as I have been allowed to see. "Two birds with one stone" then the Romans appropriated his religion, making it their own, full of secrets and lies. Setting this example for us all!

When they murdered Christ's wife, the Romans were "killing two birds with one stone"

by Wifey 7643279 January 9, 2021

Cock killing

When someone cock blocks you so bad, with no reason, just to be an asshole.

fran : hey jimmy did u end up dating susan
jimmy: no luke was cock killing my ass so hard... i gave up

by lukeshrew February 27, 2009

poster killing wind

When you open a window, and wind blows in to rip the posters and pictures off of every wall and ceiling, even on the same wall, whileyou try to scramble and catch them before they end up halfway to china.

Parent: hey, all your posters got caught by a poster killing wind.
Kid:DAMN!

by lolly katt March 1, 2009

screaming crying killing myself

a figurative phase used when one hates a certain situation

i don’t want to go to work screaming crying killing myself

by genius trinny April 20, 2022

killing floor

Reference in certain blues and rock songs. Exact meaning unknown. Now meant to refer to school playgrounds where social heirarchies and roles are exercised and determined. May also refer to urban schools where firearms and violence are common.

You better watch your six out on the killing floor, homes.

by Harry Palms May 2, 2004

killing the kitten

Fingering yourself..kitten-meaning pussy and killing meaning ur fingers r killing it


jenn has a pritty kitty

So jenn...did you kill the kitten last night?

Yea i killed that shyt, that motherfcukers dead!

by Mallory And Jenn October 22, 2004

killing the kids

Jerking off and shooting a load. Millions of sperm (potential children) die every time someone jerks off.

I walked in on my brother when he was killing the kids. OR I think I'll go home, watch some porn and kill the kids.

by toadslayer72 March 16, 2010