Kitchen Hawk

A person or creature who spends most of their time in or around the kitchen, searching for or "hawking" large amounts of any leftovers or recently cooked meals.

Someone ate my leftover chicken, I bet a kitchen hawk nabbed it.

by TheHawk1 February 22, 2010

kitchentuition

Intuition in the kitchen; magical ways with a sandwich and/or cutting board

Everyone knows that a plausible candidate for a wife must have kitchentuition.

by marywollstonecraft September 26, 2010

Kitchen Viper

She who crushes your soul, then wipes her hands off on her apron.

Well the old kitchen viper has spoken... said today that if I want to get a 2x10 combo, then something else has to go.

by pidulgi May 16, 2011

kitchen deafness

when person 1 in one room (e.g living room) tries to talk to person 2 in another room (kitchen) but person 2 cannot hear a word person 1 is saying because both rooms are a considerable distance apart.

"my friend always calls out to me when i am in the kitchen and he is in the living room. i can never seem to hear what he is saying in this situation. a sign of kitchen deafness"

by l0lm4tt August 23, 2011

Kitchen Crasher

Someone who comes to your house and raids your fridge. Usually your best friend.

-Hey man your leftover birthday cake was delicious!
¤ How did you get into my house?
-The front door was open.
¤You're a no good dirty Kitchen Crasher!

by jasaguayo December 22, 2013

Kitchenheimer

A sous chef to a kitchen hitler.

"Oppenheimer was one of Hitler's henchmen and therefore a kitchenheimer would be the subordinate of a kitchenhitler, so he aids in his crusade against everyone in his kitchen." -Markiplier 2016

by Markimoo222 July 25, 2016

Kitchenheimer's

Asous chef to a kitchen Hitler, according to Markiplier.

Kitchenheimer's! Turn on the gas stove!

by wiiwillrockyou July 25, 2016