Jay keeps

A hybrid director brought in to clean up another's mess

Omg they brought in a Jay keeps

by Jay keeps September 1, 2023

Keep the change

When you offer your friend a joint and they are allowed to smoke the rest of it.

“Hey can I hit that?”
“Sure! Keep the change”
“thanks bro!”

by crynne December 28, 2020

keep on trumpin’

The cult-induced deeply ingrained phrase that is burned into the confused and clearly hypnotized minds of Trump supporters all over the Country.

There was an eerie automaton-like quality in the words, “keep on trumpin’” which was repeatedly uttered by supporters of 45 during their frequent comments to the fake news media.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2023

keeping a pet

when someone has a significant other that is far away and flirts with another person just enough to keep them interested (and get showered with attention), but never actually cheats.

Debbie accused me of trying to hit on Mark, which is not fair because she's just keeping a pet while Vic is away for the semester

by ShoshannaD January 6, 2010

Keep on Screwing

This is the phrase that a crackhead with screech at you after almost being ran over by "some lip" in a blue Ford. This may take place outside of a newly built care home or a nursery that kind of rhymes with 'Tittle Nippley'. After the crackbum has destroyed her lungs with fifty cigarettes and a bottle of K-aid that she dyes her hair with, the crackhole takes pleasure in terrorising poor unsuspecting children. She can usually be found outside phone booths with her legs open, chatting up little kids. She will cackle loudly whenever children are near. This cackle is her mating call. Dating back to the ancient Incans, whenever faced with this cracknose, it has become common knowledge among fisherman to run into the nearest off license. If the crackface follows you, she will be so mesmorised by all the booze, she wont follow you anymore. Instead, she will drink away all those months spent in rehab.

Charlie: What is that? Looks like a walking pack of ciggies! White on the top and brown on the bottom!

Kaid: Walk past quickly and don't make eye contact! I've dealt with these crackelbows back in Vietam!

(They walk past her very quickly when they hear a strange noise).

Cathy: keEP oN sCrEwIng! (x2)

Kaid: Christ, she's different to any I know! I hooked up with one and she was nowhere as bad as this crackmunch! This is an evolved Crokémon!

Charlie She looks like my mummy.

by WonkyMirandaLikesTheBingo January 29, 2020

keep it dolo

keep it straight with me, keep this between us.

another form of secret.

yo bro i need to tell you something but keep it dolo aight?

by justindan115 January 22, 2021

keep train

1) One of the easier and more reliable methods of transportation around the mean streets of Bespin
2) A suggestion generally offered by a pro to a noob shortly after tossing them into a bottomless pit of despair

eRim* was thrown to his doom by ducky
ducky: LOOOL KEEP TRAIN NOOB
eRim*: k thats it
eRim* disconnected

by mr. 10 0 December 24, 2009