junk knocking

Something you pay hookers to do.
Let's go pay some hookers to knock our junk around.

You love junk knocking.
by Peter Grifffin May 25, 2006
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junk jangler

someone who likes to play with my balls...
Certificatologist: "yo' mama be a junk jangler."

Midget: "yeah, she's a ho..."

Certificatologist: "she be janglin' my junk all the muthafuckin' time..."
by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006
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junk funk

STDS, yeast infections, urinary infections, smelly pussy
(carlos) Damn Brian, after i fucked her, i could smell that shit on my finger the next day!

(brian) Shit man, she must have the junk funk!
by The Only Real Vicki October 23, 2005
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junk bond

(FINANCE) originally, a bond rated as not investment grade by a credit rating agency (e.g., Standard & Poor, Ernst & Young, or Moody's).

Later, a bond was a financial instrument deliberately created to have absurdly high levels of risk (of default), which was then priced in and "hedged" by a fund manager. Junk bonds are routinely used to finance leveraged buyouts.
Michael Milken was the junk bond innovator who figured out how to make them an effective investment vehicle. Yes, he later went to jail for securities law violations.
by Abu Yahya September 01, 2010
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junk fox

by james C. Outo June 16, 2004
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Junk Shot

A crazy or high risk solution to a problem or situation when everything else has failed.
Bill lost the spreadsheet he was working on for the meeting so he fired a junk shot and called in sick
by sofakingdom13 May 28, 2010
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Junk Cringe

instinctively covering/protecting ones genitalia when seeing someone get racked in epic fashion

flinch: draw back, as with fear or pain with a reflexive posture or gesture of covering ones genitalia in response to witnessing a severe injury to that area.
Saw this skater crush his nuts on this rail, gave me a junk cringe.
by duitbrains November 18, 2010
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