colon queue-jumper

A completely unwarrented and unexpected arrival in you back passage during a quiet fart.

Laundry maid: "sir there appears to be a spot of shit in your briefs"

Master: "oh that, thats just a troublesome colon queue-jumper that got the jump on me as I was waiting for comunian"

by Mothers Secret Lover February 10, 2022

Puddle Jumper

Derogatory word for one of Trinidad decent

Look at that Puddle Jumper over there

That boy is a Puddle Jumper

by That grey pole April 10, 2024

floppy jumper

When you can feel the springs in the mattress being pushed to its limit by taking your sex game to the next level

"Howd it go last night with that chick?"
"Ohh boy I gave her the ol' floppy jumper"

by Slaftr September 18, 2018

TFL jumper

what I wear on the train and underground over my cute black dress cuz i look slightly strange otherwise and would seduce every living person near me ;))

person 1:"Why are you in a blue jumper for our fancy dinner?"
very hot and cool and funny person 2"guys let me transform, it’s my TFL jumper, i promise i’m dressed up underneath"

😯😯😯

by bangtanbabe😹😡 September 1, 2023

cactus jumper

Someone who doesn't talk to ugly people. Cactus being the ugly plant.

Girl 1: hey I think that boy likes you. Go talk to him.

Girl 2: nah. He's ugly.

Girl 1: you're a total cactus jumper!

by Cactibabe April 23, 2014

Team-jumper

Came up with it while playing Battlefield 1942. This is a person who changes to the team with the most/all of the captured flags points rather than helping his own team take them back.

That no-talent team-jumper just went to the other side instead of helping us out!

by -WOODY- August 17, 2003

Puddle Jumper

One that has sex or promices to have sex with whoever holds the bigger bag. Not to be confused by bag whore a puddle jumper will do whatever sexual favor only to be smoked out.

Damn look at Cindy acting like a damn puddle jumper again.

by Hottinthedark May 12, 2019