A canned band with the brand of disney.
They don't sing, they don't play the guitar, they walk around the stage and sometimes dance and jump up and down. Here's the big question. When everyone is jumping around and neglecting their instruments, where's the music coming from.
(PROTIP: Not them)
Also, purity rings? Give me a fuckin' break.
They don't sing, they don't play the guitar, they walk around the stage and sometimes dance and jump up and down. Here's the big question. When everyone is jumping around and neglecting their instruments, where's the music coming from.
(PROTIP: Not them)
Also, purity rings? Give me a fuckin' break.
9 YO girl: I love the Jonas Brothers.
Me: I know, it's really not your fault at all. Blame Disney for getting at you before your mind's fully matured.
Me: I know, it's really not your fault at all. Blame Disney for getting at you before your mind's fully matured.
by Anonymous1245 June 24, 2008
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George: Dr. Jonas "Motherfuckin" Salk that's who.
Steve: Dr. Jonas Salk? Was he a badass?
George: Fuck yes he was.
George: Dr. Jonas "Motherfuckin" Salk that's who.
Steve: Dr. Jonas Salk? Was he a badass?
George: Fuck yes he was.
by Voltaire302 June 8, 2010
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One of the many horrible things coming out of that corporate, brainwashing company, Disney Channel. Sickens me.
You can trust me, when I say I am WAYYYYY smarter than any crazy girl who obviously could NEVER get a boyfriend, therefore developing some idiotic celebrity crush on someone who you will NEVER meet.
Nick Jonas will never EVER marry you!
He will never KNOW YOUR NAME!
He will never read that fan-mail you spend your time writing!
AND EVEN IF HE DID HE WOULD HE WOULD CONSIDER YOU ANOTHER ANNOYING FAN!!!
My advice to any girl who has a crush on Jonas Brothers:
GET A REALITY CHECK!!! Why don't you start wearing a bra, buy some deodorant, and GET A BOYFRIEND!!!
(preferably one you've met, knows your name, and is actually attractive)
And I am a 12 year old girl, reading at a college level, math at a 10th grade level, and I have been going out with my boyfriend (13) for over a year.
And I would get beat up SOOO bad if I even MENTIONED them at school(trust me, it happened to someone else)
And yes, this school does have 15 year olds too.
You can trust me, when I say I am WAYYYYY smarter than any crazy girl who obviously could NEVER get a boyfriend, therefore developing some idiotic celebrity crush on someone who you will NEVER meet.
Nick Jonas will never EVER marry you!
He will never KNOW YOUR NAME!
He will never read that fan-mail you spend your time writing!
AND EVEN IF HE DID HE WOULD HE WOULD CONSIDER YOU ANOTHER ANNOYING FAN!!!
My advice to any girl who has a crush on Jonas Brothers:
GET A REALITY CHECK!!! Why don't you start wearing a bra, buy some deodorant, and GET A BOYFRIEND!!!
(preferably one you've met, knows your name, and is actually attractive)
And I am a 12 year old girl, reading at a college level, math at a 10th grade level, and I have been going out with my boyfriend (13) for over a year.
And I would get beat up SOOO bad if I even MENTIONED them at school(trust me, it happened to someone else)
And yes, this school does have 15 year olds too.
Girl- OMG!!! Don't you LOVE the Jonas Brothers!?! They are SOOOO cute!!!
Me- Maybe you should have a crush on someone from the same state as you. Or at least one you've talked to.
Girl- Oh, who needs you? I'm gonna listen to my new CD.
Me- OW!!! MY EARS! MAKE IT STOP!!!
Me- Maybe you should have a crush on someone from the same state as you. Or at least one you've talked to.
Girl- Oh, who needs you? I'm gonna listen to my new CD.
Me- OW!!! MY EARS! MAKE IT STOP!!!
by Angelicawalker123 October 1, 2008
Get the Jonas Brothers mug.A very attractive, intelligent and nice person he knows how to fix problems. He likes hot girls and he drinks to much alcohol. He also is a good dj.
by The truthspeaker January 29, 2018
Get the Jonas mug.Kelly: "Hey Jonah.. what are you doing on Saturday and where are you?"
Jonah: "I'm at the office."
Kelly: "What about the first question? And do you believe that walruses really exist?"
Jonah: "Of course they exist. That's a silly question. I love walruses."
Kelly: "You still didn't answer the first question. What are you doing Saturday? And why do you love walruses?"
Jonah: "They're just so cute and they taste good. Btw, What are you doing Saturday? Want to hang out?"
Kelly: *facepalm* I see you are pulling a Jonah again..
Jonah: "I'm at the office."
Kelly: "What about the first question? And do you believe that walruses really exist?"
Jonah: "Of course they exist. That's a silly question. I love walruses."
Kelly: "You still didn't answer the first question. What are you doing Saturday? And why do you love walruses?"
Jonah: "They're just so cute and they taste good. Btw, What are you doing Saturday? Want to hang out?"
Kelly: *facepalm* I see you are pulling a Jonah again..
by kaypea April 19, 2011
Get the Pulling a Jonah mug.slang term for the talentless group the Jonas Brothers, it is used because many people believe that all that jonas brothers are sleeping with each other, hence making them gay (and also into incest)
they suck and believe it or not you girls who are 'like omg so in love with them and gunna marry them' you won't
they suck and believe it or not you girls who are 'like omg so in love with them and gunna marry them' you won't
IDIOT BRAINWASHED GIRL: like omg, did you, like, hear the jonas brothers new album? Like omg I am SOOOO gunna marry joe jonas.
PERSON WITH BRAIN: Ugh, do u mean the jonas homos? They suck and believe it or not, you will never marry them, so just get over it. Everyone knows that they are all sleeping with each othr so don't bother.
PERSON WITH BRAIN: Ugh, do u mean the jonas homos? They suck and believe it or not, you will never marry them, so just get over it. Everyone knows that they are all sleeping with each othr so don't bother.
by just_honest May 29, 2008
Get the jonas homos mug.People that get pissed when someone says "Jonas Brothers suck." They cannot type a proper sentence to save their lives, and they want to marry Nick Jonas. (Why they want to, who knows?) Its fun to piss them off.
me: The Jonas Brothers SUCK!
Jonas Brother fan: UR JuZ JEAULS Cuz THAY cAN GIT GURLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!.
me: WTF?
Jonas Brother fan:OMJ I WANT @ MARY NIK JONASSSSS!
me: *facepalm*
Jonas Brother fan: UR JuZ JEAULS Cuz THAY cAN GIT GURLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!.
me: WTF?
Jonas Brother fan:OMJ I WANT @ MARY NIK JONASSSSS!
me: *facepalm*
by MasterofPuppets165 March 18, 2010
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