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Joe Biden

The oldest president ever. He has been through various government positions. He hit his biggest position in 2008, when he was elected vice-president under Barak Obama. He was then elected president in 2020, with his vice-president of Kamala Harris. He has brought America through COVID-19, BLM riots that caused a ton of money in damages, and has now started getting us involved with Russia. Under Joe Biden, we are supporting Ukraine, and is flirting with the idea of stopping the use of Russian oil in America. He has been showing various signs of mental illness. He will next cause the downfall of America, and will get us into war. Fuck Joe Biden. Let's go Brandon.
Joe Biden is the worst president ever and is the reason white trash exists.
by Brandon Montoya from Zion March 11, 2022
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Joe biden

Also known as sleepy joe A president of the united states with dhimenshia who sniffs girls hair more harder then his son sniffs coke and who called kyle rittounhouse a white supremacists even tho he shot 3 white guys in self defense he could be seen in the white house licking kamala harris feet while eating ice cream and traping military solders in jihad territory in afghanistan while at the same time rasing inflation and gas prcies
How come gas prices are so high. O it's probably because joe biden is presedent
by Sexnegro69 November 24, 2021
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Joe biden

I’m joe Biden and I like when kids rub my leg hairs.
by Elon musk is sus November 25, 2021
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Joe Biden

A senile old man who fenagled himself into running the entire U.S. by essentially promising to fix everything with the wave of a magic wand and that, "orange man racist, orange man bad" (in case you're brain is filled with as many holes as a fine swiss cheese, that's not an actual Biden quote) and is in a running gun battle with his teleprompter.
"Dude did you see Joe Biden's fight with the teleprompter today?"
"Yeah it looks like the teleprompter won. In fact, the teleprompter beat this old fuck like a drum."
by Ahumanbeingonplannetearth July 12, 2021
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Joe Biden

A Brainfart.

To Utterly screw up and have no Idea how you screwed up.

The state of being a political puppet.

To be locked in a basement.
Gosh Bob, the election numbers just came in and that racist old schmuck actually won. The electors must have had a Joe Biden.

Dang Joe, that tactical withdrawal from Afghanistan sure was a Joe Biden!

Hey Frank, I heard that Kamala Harris is in charge behind the scenes. Me too John, this whole situation sounds like a Joe Biden.

Hey Kamala, will you let me out of this basement... Hello Kamala, you there? Hello? Darn whipersnappers. A classic Joe Biden.
by XiJinpingMaoGuevaraChurchill October 8, 2021
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