by SteKelBry April 2, 2022

by El Wappo. June 19, 2021

A senile old man who fenagled himself into running the entire U.S. by essentially promising to fix everything with the wave of a magic wand and that, "orange man racist, orange man bad" (in case you're brain is filled with as many holes as a fine swiss cheese, that's not an actual Biden quote) and is in a running gun battle with his teleprompter.
"Dude did you see Joe Biden's fight with the teleprompter today?"
"Yeah it looks like the teleprompter won. In fact, the teleprompter beat this old fuck like a drum."
"Yeah it looks like the teleprompter won. In fact, the teleprompter beat this old fuck like a drum."
by Ahumanbeingonplannetearth July 12, 2021

An old crippled skin sack with a politicians hand up his ass like a puppet. He often forgets he is president but makes up for it by forgetting he exists.
by Demukes November 21, 2022

by DaddyRealsus May 13, 2022

Joe is overall the biggest dummy you will ever meet. He cannot speak in a full sentence ever. Joes favorite hobbies include sniffing young girls , talking to the dead people that voted for him, and tripping on stairs.
by Runner from joe May 7, 2021

“ Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.” - Joe Biden, 2019
“ if you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t black.” - Joe Biden, 2020
“ if you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t black.” - Joe Biden, 2020
by Just another Patriot December 21, 2020
