bubble jar

a blowjob, relates to the b in blow and j in job.

if you don't get it, ask Carol.

"this dirty fat bitch was handing out bubble jars all night!"

"i can't believe u got a bubble jar from her!"

by a-non-e-moose October 26, 2007

jumble jarred

when traveling at high speed on a snowboard and attempting to stop one hits hard pack causing a rapid jarring motion of the knees, hips, and testicles resulting in the sensation of testicular impact.

Ahh...dude, totally got jumble jarred on that one... give me a sec.

by go4bigfuzz June 28, 2016

jar squater

when a man sit on a glass sticks it in his butt and it breaks.he has to pick the glass out of his butt. what a dumbass

remember when when brady did the jar squater i heard theres still some glass in his ass.brady is a guy who lives on top of save easy.

by mr.buttcheeks March 13, 2009

clit in a jar

a remark referring towards the dirty sexual acts you had with a attractive female

yo jrob had that bitchs clit in a jar..no joke

by ACE uncle tony May 14, 2011

Tard Jar

Beyond regarded.

Stacy is a Tard Jar. and gay.

by The Sofa King March 17, 2004

Jar of Dirt

A common slang term for AIDS. Usually contracted by Pirate-Loving teenage girls.

Jackie just got the Jar of Dirt from that pirate Jack Sparrow!

by Pedophile Santa November 14, 2011

jar job

Filling a jar with fecal matter and inserting ones penis in it as a substitute for genitalia (fucking a jar full of shit).

Anthony loves his nightly jar job.

by Martyrdom February 5, 2016